If one doesn’t vote for Biden then they are:

Jesus, if he’s actually dying, I almost feel sympathy watching this all unfold...not so much for him as a person really, it’s just kind of saddening that with all the potential a human being holds at birth, one could actually end up like...this. Sometimes I’ll be looking at him, and all of a sudden start really…

One time at the zoo I saw one giraffe drink another giraffe’s pee mid stream and then squirt it back out between its teeth like a cheeky statue. That was pretty wild. 

Yeah, until I go to play a game with them and someone calls the cops on my mins for being Black While Being Inanimate and the whole battle gets swatted.

He looks like he gave Bacchus a blow job.

1986. Newly pregnant. Florida in August, about noon. Flea Market porta-potty. I vomitted on my feet while I was peeing.

Some people have no taste.

THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY. FLYING-SPAGHETTI-MONSTER-ON-A-CRACKER, IT’S ONLY OCTOBER 1ST.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

Someone once described undecided voters as that 2% of the population whose political wants and needs are so random as to be untargetable, such as “Who looks like they’re nice to horses?”

Also: You don’t have to pull down your mask to talk on the phone. And if, by chance, you find you have to, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GROCERY STORE, YOU HOARY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!

tu motherfuckin shea

Pulling you mask off to talk is the same as pulling you ass out to fart. Unnecessary.

You Don’t Need to Pull Your Mask Down to Talk to Me.

Covfefe-19

The fact that QAnon started with one dipshit poster on 4Chan makes me think I need to up my internet game. Anyone want to help me start a doomsday cult in the Gizmodo comments?

Hype is still going to be pretty high right now for this game. People are trying to temper their expectations because the last several Final Fantasies have not been meeting the exceedingly high expectations set over a decade ago, or by SE’s marketing campaigns. That said, its still a recent announcement and people are…