Trump. Made millions in business;

The lie is a cake!

Congress is at a stalemate over how best to relieve the financial burden of their constituents.

Piece of shit fascist.  

Wonder what his Kinja handle was?

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

Vice President Pence will be visiting Gateway Women’s Care, a health clinic that says abortions cause breast cancer. [CNN]

Thats hilarious and they definitely should have seen that cumming.

“I wish him well.”

This photo popped up on Twitter and I about jumped out of my chair. 

lol, this seems like exactly the sort of dumbassery to piss people in MA off. Not only does he feel entitled to a Senate seat just because he’s a Kennedy, he can’t even be bothered to learn basic facts about his state.

Totally. Color me completely unsurprised and uninspired. I don’t need Barack to be Malcolm X, but his words seem to say, “Black Lives Matter,” while his actions speak, “All Lives Matter.” BLEH.

This is fucking gross. Putting this out is bad enough, but right fucking now of all times?! Like, an apology would’ve been bare fucking minimum 10 years ago. Now I feel like BARE minimum (Especially considering the other shit going on at Ubi) is everyone whose hands touched this particular thing without calling it out…

Jesus CHRIST Ubisoft, what the hell is wrong with you?! I went into this article assuming it would just be a case of them using something a graphic or imagery similar to the raised-fist in a poorly thought out or negative context that somebody should have noticed and scrapped ahead of time. But the fact that the whole…

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

Yup. Of course the ironic thing about the Evangelicals and Baptists who dismiss Catholics as Mary-worshipping Papists is.....if Catholics aren’t Christians, that means Christianity isn’t the dominant religion on the planet. You lose the Catholics, you lose most of Europe and all of South America. And that means…

That’s not for us to judge. Feeling abused is relative.

1. Let he who has not sinned self pleasured furiously as a third party to your wife’s dalliances while you kick out students for far less cast the first stone unconditionally endorse Trump on the one week in a four year period where Trump desperately needs his hypocritical endorsement.

I’ll enter this into evidence.

Tree Branches are infinite, you can just keep shaking the same tree and eventually more will come out, unless there is no place for them to drop, in which case you can pick up the ones you have and keep shaking for more.

Fruit trees take 3 days to regrow their fruit. I know this might seem obvious but I know a lot of…