Fuck you, Phil. Wait, OH SHI~

It is available in perfect 1080p HD quality on iTunes which is way better than any DVD could ever offer.

Must. Resist. Reading. Newbie. Reviews.

Carrie Raisler did a really great review of season 3B earlier this year. How do you know she would not be willing to review the upcoming season?

Jokes about black people or color of skin set the ceiling at B+. Jokes about the Jews set the ceiling at C and if you dare joke about gay people it's a D grade at best if the rest of the episode is pitch-perfect and has Ser Pounce in it. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to…

It sure was. It was the only AMC show after Mad Men and Breaking Bad that wasn't trying to be anything. It knew what it was and it did what it had to without making a big deal out of it.

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My male fantasy is a scripted television series that does not look like a pile of dead cliches stitched together. Cater to me, slutty AMC executives. Bring Rubicon back, you whores.

"Low Winter Turn And Catch Fire" is the latest ambitious prestige drama from AMC where mostly pretty people find themselves dealing with issues and stuff. They are just like you, but they are profoundly sad and infinitely more sophisticated. And they are not zombies running towards the camera with menacing face…

"While Ozymandias had successfully managed to avoid most issues that plagued the undercooked and overall mediocre latest season of Teen Wolf, it was still nowhere as good as myself, Phil Dyess-Nugent. I hereby proclaim myself, Phil Dyess-Nugent, the best episode of the 2013-14 TV season."

The best episode of this year was Mizumono. Everything else is blasphemy and since it's not even represented I shall be assuming that this is the tournament of episodes that are worse than Mizumono and no place has been made for them in my world.

The gaming industry is dead.

I love this show so much. I would never be able to grade the episodes though. It's truly magical - whenever an episode begins I don't even care what happens, I just enjoy spending time with characters on screen, real and fictional.

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Even a very small cat can cast a very large shadow.

Lord Avey Clubbe getting mauled by Ser Pounce would be my favorite scene in the sixth book, but of course it will never be released so this hardly even matters.

It's not often that you see show that exploits kindness, but this one is it. This show is to goodness what a stereotypical evil corporate lawyer is to justice.

Symbian still exists. It's like the Mountain, moaning in pain and sweating blood down in Qyburn's laboratory. One day it's going to rise again.

Windows PC, Android phone, iOS tablet. I have Ubuntu on my laptop too. Modern-day Silicon Valley whore.

This is an overstatement. Unless you specifically go and download a ton of recently submitted unreviewed crap from unverified publishers you'll be fine. Most of the apps that people install were downloaded by millions before them and are relatively harmless. Relatively, because they still harvest your private…