It makes me laugh occasionally. It's a meme generator too, sometimes a really shitty episode has one successful joke/gag that goes on to live for years well after the episode is long forgotten.

Jaime is not a good person. He was not himself after the war, the time he'd spent in captivity and after the trauma he'd went through when he lost his hand. He was vulnerable at the time and that vulnerability had amplified Brienne's influence on him, making him a better man for a while. The good she'd planted or…

One of the few? I am clearly watching a different show.

Dexter finale was a backdoor pilot for a spin-off gay porn series - "Looking for Wood".

Was it the one where Richard Burgi raped that sofa?

Rape of Thrones sounds like something I'd watch - a period drama about furniture fetish set in the middle ages.

They were not supposed to cast Iwan Rheon to play his part then.

What if he was raped by another lumberjack?

How dare you, Hannah Murray is fucking perfect.

SHOW ON THE KITTEN WHERE MARGIE HAD TOUCHED YOU, MY DEAR.

Tommen normally would be like "Fuck this shit, bring me my kittens", but the actor is way too old at this point.

Her safe word is "Tommen" and I watch too much Bates Motel.

There is but one rule: it needs to be boring. Because we ain't playin' no games here, mister.

Low Summer Turn

Remember that time when the vice-president of the United States just goes and kills the guy in the parking lot? OH MAH GAWD, DAT WAS SO DEEP. Or when he personally assassinates a journalist on a subway where LIKE DOZENS of people had been at that moment? NOW THERE'S A SHOW THAT KEEPS IT REAL. Or when he comes back to…

HoC is basically like a concert hall in the woods - every bush is hiding a piano. It's so incredibly silly that every time I hear people seriously discussing it I feel like this might be some kind of prank.

I was going to say that adding House of Cards to that list was an insult to other shows, but then I saw Homeland also being there. Good Wife comparing itself to Homeland is basically like a winner of the Nobel prize in physics comparing him/herself to a piece of wood.

That's basically what Supernatural did. Five years ago it had a relatively small core audience that was barely enough for the show to not get cancelled. These days it's striving and one of the networks top 3 shows because it basically kept all of that core audience by not becoming an awful show.

I'm picturing Ramsay Snow chasing Sonia through the forest with a bow and The Following screeners.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF PAIN, YOU PATHETIC NOOBS?