Raisins are one of the like, four foods I will not eat. I hate them so much.

Why don’t we ever discuss risk/reward when we talk about passwords? I use the same password lots of places and, frankly, simply don’t care. In fact, I think everyone should. If you use the same password for your sportsballs forum as you do your I Heart Carebears forum, what does it matter? There’s nothing at risk here…

Autopilot is actually hamsters in hidden self-contained biosphere containers (crumple zone my ass)-> it was fine until Tesla -> Tesla radiation made hamsters huge -> they took over Kia -> Kia ads are a message that the Soul contains souls -> Kia backwards is  AIK -> “artificial intelligence kills” -> hamsters trying…

Is this an April Fool’s Plank?

Yeah, particularly those legal notices about “you must notify the sender if you are not the recipient and delete it” annoy the bejesus out of me. I don’t know who in the world decided that you could send someone an email against their will and legally bind them into the burden of sending emails back to inform them…

Good grief.

Hey Dirk, fellow Dutchie here. You’re making us look bad.

I don’t think this country is capable of having a friendly discussion anymore. I don’t think your reply is anything outside the norm, sadly, but I would hope that you could keep defensive replies civil.

Any particular reason other than you hate people to question you?

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

Why is this not cross posted on Jalopnik? Because cars!

Re: Niksen - you’re in the car, come upon a railroad crossing, the lights start flashing and the gate comes down.

No, just no. This is defining something which can’t be defined.

Okay, this...

The full saying is “Doe maar gewoon, dat is gek genoeg.” Just be normal, that is crazy enough. It is tall poppy-ism without the flowers, not de-stressing.

Hi, Dutch American here. I have to say that I disagree with a certain translation.

All this time I’m on the net counts, right?

As a Dutch person, this is bull. “Doe gewoon normaal” does not mean don’t be lazy, it’s about behaviour. And it mostly refers to not being a dickhead. In terms of productivity it can be and is applied to lazy folk and workaholics in equal measure.

That Ferrari is ruined! RUINED!