Why is this not cross posted on Jalopnik? Because cars!

Re: Niksen - you’re in the car, come upon a railroad crossing, the lights start flashing and the gate comes down.

No, just no. This is defining something which can’t be defined.

Okay, this...

The full saying is “Doe maar gewoon, dat is gek genoeg.” Just be normal, that is crazy enough. It is tall poppy-ism without the flowers, not de-stressing.

Hi, Dutch American here. I have to say that I disagree with a certain translation.

All this time I’m on the net counts, right?

As a Dutch person, this is bull. “Doe gewoon normaal” does not mean don’t be lazy, it’s about behaviour. And it mostly refers to not being a dickhead. In terms of productivity it can be and is applied to lazy folk and workaholics in equal measure.

That Ferrari is ruined! RUINED!

I get the idea that because it’s a tattoo (which “of course” is the territory of misfits) it might not be valid, or not thought through. While “decent” people get a legal document. Which could of course be much older than a tattoo. And it is also impossible to get something notarized while being depressed while a…

maybe the hula hoop is in the wrong category?

In a quick glance of the title I read “chainsaw” instead of giant sword. Might give him an idea for his next project...

Perhaps I missed it in the video, but what would happen if you ignited it while pressed on someone’s skin?

Perhaps I missed it in the video, but what would happen if you ignited it while pressed on someone’s skin?