No they actually look like two old white guys arguing. (or the right one just asked “does my breath smell bad?”)

I would think somebody who types for a living would be able to use touch typing. 

Nut and peanut intolerance actually 

This was already posted 2 days ago! 

McDonald’s this is your chance, order 5 trillion burgers and bankrupt them!

$100 for a tree, seriously? That can’t be an average price in the US, right? That’s for inner city NY/LA or something?

Yes the 1.6L is fast, but due to the car sickness of my daughter we opted for the 1.2 version. Still faster than our old vw polo diesel.

“Abcde” but is pronounced “Ab-city.”

Wondering if that thing is legal on the road. Would be an interesting daily driver. (i only need to go 2-3 miles to work) 

There are actually people who need this? There are maybe 6 rolls in our house (boys, girls, neutral and Sinterklaas (read Santa)). Old ribbons are stuffed in a bag, taken out when needed (and not forgotten).

There are actually people who need this? There are maybe 6 rolls in our house (boys, girls, neutral and Sinterklaas…

I will give you a star, soon. Really, in a minute. 

I don’t know, i get a very slick Italian feeling from it. “I am Roberto, I will make you an offer you can’t refuse..."

I never considered being lied to, it’s a secret of some sorts, not a lie as far as I care. 

I’m so glad that we don’t have this in the Netherlands, and what do you do with the teeth? Because our daughter keeps them in a little box. Mine are still somewhere in my dad’s house. If you exchange them then what? Do you still keep them somewhere? 

Oh, it’s my car in the picture! Even the same blue purple color. Don’t care about the politics going on at nissan. But you choose a good picture!

This was not really meant as security issue but annoying teen behaviour. “I have his phone let’s switch the language to Hungarian” would become “let’s delete everything”

Shooting tear gas at people who trow rocks does not seem lile an inappropriate response. Hey, at least they didn’t gun everybody down...

Really? Saying “I hate that they actually called him a n...” makes me a racist? There is something as context. 

Wait, I can delete all data on someones phone with this? This bypasses all security measures as far as I can see.

“... but Elon isn’t returning our calls”