That official description have seriously given me flashbacks of Jessie and James’ introduction in Pokémon.

This is so fucking retarded. I don’t even understand why esport teams are not mixing boys and girls. Such a huge scene showing to everyone we are all fucking equal, especially when we are sitting in front of a screen with a keyboard and mouse as tools. That would be amazing.

But I guess we’re only in 2019. :/

i weep for men's ignorance.

So Perry had a brother named Raymond who died young.  Did Mary Louise kill him?  Did Perry kill him?   There is SOMETHING about the brother that will inform the history of the nightmare that is that family. 

“Twitter fucking sucks, it’s all bad, and nothing worthwhile has ever been posted on the site ever.” Jesus Christ on an eScooter... just when I thought the Zombie AV Club couldn’t get anymore obnoxious and devoid of talent, Mr. Barsanti rides in to debase the site and the general concepts of wit and humor even further.…

Let’s get this out of the way regarding the question asked in the header:

Two things could be true at the same time:

Bought a Vita for Persona 4 Golden. Never used it for anything else. Years later, I’d buy the special edition of the game and put it in my gaming collection. I’ve never regretted buying a Vita.

It’s almost as if faking a two hate crimes is somehow against the law and actually prosecutable! Who would have thought? 

You know why this happened? It is because by complete chance a Valve employee with admin privileges in the tag system happened to see the Steamworks thread, thought to themselves ‘sure why not’ and added it.

Still, it’s better than the Fyre Festival.  

If Americans were more open-minded about reading subtitles...

Really solid list overall. Some great movies on here, including Under the Silver Lake which I watched last weekend and I’m still deciding if I like or not. I think it was good? Maybe that’s the point.

So far my Top 5:

Went to see the newly re-opened Hall of Fossils at the Smithsonian Natural History museum. As far as I can tell, they don’t have any new fossils other than the new T. rex, but the evolutionary context in which they placed the exhibits was nice. Lots of early amphibians, and I do like large, carnivorous amphibians, so…

It was very good, but the cartoon was even better. God, that was great.

Which is actually a pretty sweet deal considering that they STILL get severance after that. You could use that 60 days to line up an external position, take the severance, and then start immediately after. Severance pay plus not having to worry about lapsing in medical insurance? That’s a heck of a good way to be laid…

More importantly, more reasons for you to feel smug about it and tell everyone.

When he eventually published a sequel to the book in 2013, Doctor Sleep, he went out of his way to ignore every plot change that Kubrick had made, restoring it to some very particular version of “pure”.

I had the same thought after the kiss scene. “One, or both, of them is clearly lying to themselves”