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This makes me really sad. I once met the good Doctor. I was standing in line waiting to pay at a store here in New York City - this was around 2003 or 2004 - when I thought the guy in front of my who was quietly talking to his wife was very probably Dr. John. I knew his real name was Mac Rebennack, so when he took his

Yeah, it’s like there’s a separate code of conduct that we’re all supposed to know about. Case in point, I was at a bar and a famous person came and sat at the free seat at my table, directly next to me. I said hi and introduced myself and offered a handshake, as I would for any person who willingly sits at a table

Hahahaha B’s face! Imagine being that petty when a woman dares to speak to your husband. 

I’ve never really been into the daily show, but it’s disappointing that so many people hate his run.  His autobiography is awesome.

After seeing nothing but hate in the comments section on a lot of sites, I gotta say I’m pretty stoked by what we’ve seen. Good doggo legendaries, an open world core, raid battles against giant pokemon, and a really interesting looking design to the towns has me hyped.

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They’ll never find him. Bigfoot/Sasquash is living happily with family and his husband Steve Summers in Canada.

I’m sure we’ll get our share of Hot Takes...

We can only hope

Will the rest of the Pfefferman’s die during the course of the finale?  

Nah, that’s a different character also called Jean Grey. The Jean Grey in the original films is actually a different person who is obsessed with the new (original) Jean Grey and so she pretends to be her in order to make Wolverine fall in love with her. BUT the actual (new (original)) Jean Grey comes back and maroons

Arr Arr Dowd

“ye best start believing in AV Clubs...You’re in one!”

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in what be the least engaged performance of her career”

This was just inevitable, really.

I only just realized he was the show runner for Rectify, which is a sweet grace note to his performance here.

Finally, someone saying this out loud. Could not agree more!

I’m drifting aimlessly through this cold, rainy, miserable Spring. I haven’t the will anymore to even select a movie so I just let my movie nights be chosen for me. Twice this week I collapsed lifelessly in a heap pointed more or less at the screen and watched the first two Brendan Fraser Mummy movies, neither of

So I’ve been watching a movie a night ever since Wednesday and tonight I’m gonna watch Godzilla King of The Monsters. Here’s a review for each movie:

I know, right? I would literally pay dollar-per-minute 90's 900-number prices just to have Knauf personally lay it all out for me in rough sketches and half-formed ideas. Sigh. Well, I can tell you one thing, that poor bastard better hope he never gets seated next to me on a plane.