Hip hop 1990: “Fight the power!”

I just don’t like having a big thing on my head. Nor do I like dealing with earbuds. I have a great mic which requires neither of those things, but other people’s mics are generally not good enough that they come through a pair of speakers clearly, so we end up back at square one - I just don’t like having a big thing…

It’s 2020. Who doesn’t have a spare usb keyboard to hook up to their conoles?

They should do that one about the sock monkey. Patchwork Monkey, maybe? It’s been a long time. But that was terrifying. I read it in the 4th grade and it still scares me more than any book or movie I’ve encountered since.

Covid19 means Pawnee should have been completely reclaimed by the raccoons by now.

I was hoping to vote for someone who definitely had not committed any form of sexual assault, but hey, I’m spoiled and prone to unrealistic expectations.

Louis CK is very gross, but Biden is a straight up rapist.

Ugh. Early access. Bring it up again when it’s a real game, please.

I know it’s real, but “Abigail Disney” sounds so much like one of those “Henry Ford and Bob Chevy” jokes, I can never get past it.

I wish! But no, not really. If Comic-con were just a bunch of random comic people from all over the world, it would be fine. Probably. But it’s not that at all. Because of San Diego’s location, 80% of the Comic-con people are from LA and 15% are from Tijuana, two cities that produce the rudest, shittiest, most amoral…

I’m not getting my shirt, am I?

I’m way too familiar with the world of improv, and I can assure you that Todd’s group in Bojack Horseman was slightly exaggerated, but basically accurate. (Which is true of everything that show has to say about the entertainment industry.) Not the cruise ship part. But the rest of it was all spot on.

Yeah, pretty much everything that was teetering has now been pushed, and comic shops have been hitting the snooze button on their inevitable fate for at least a decade now. My guess is there will be less than 100 comic shops left open in America when this crisis is all over, and I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the…

That’s really cool. Playing through Out of this World for the first time was an unforgettable experience. I wish they’d re-release Heart of Darkness for the Switch.

Honestly, this seems more like an essay about how you’re not very good at shopping, but it doesn’t matter.

It’s because ps4 games have to include 4k textures, and Switch games do not. Those ridiculous uncompressed textures, for a resolution less than 1% of gamers actually use, account for the vast majority of a 100gb game.

Gimme Shelter is a great example of what unbelievable scumbags the Stones really are. Watching Mick Jagger stand on stage, openly wondering whether it’s the hippy children or his personal army of violent bikers causing the assaults and murder at Altamont was so genuinely repulsive that I can’t imagine how anyone could…

That sounds terrible, but the part where Jessica Rothe is in it makes it slightly tempting.

San Diego finally gets a year off from the perennial blight that is comic-con, and no one will be able to go outside and enjoy it. Womp womp.

I feel like the Rolling Stones exist to remind me that there are some old Aerosmith songs I enjoy. Like, “hey, it’s the Stones. I wish I were listening to Toys in the Attic instead of this...”