To me, the Beatles sound like an excellent band for children, and the Stones sound like an above average but not great rock band for grown ups. Sgt. Peppers is the only album by either of them I’d listen to on purpose.

I liked him in Silverado.

I love the Human Centipede, and that simply would not be possible without Laser’s performance. He took a movie that should have been unwatchable and turned it into a modern horror classic.

No, see, much like Bob’s Burgers finally learned to write a Gene episode, American Dad finally figured out what to do with Klaus, when they gave him the second life full of Florida white trash. The fish is hilarious now.

It’s Animal Crossing, all the way down.

It was like main chat, but with phones!

Nat Keen Cay.

If they wanted me to be torn, they should have set it up differently, because absolutely no part of me wants that baby returned to the woman who abandoned her outside of a fire station. I don’t find Mia’s perspective on any of this sympathetic at all.

Cool. Next in Fashion also managed to solve all the horrible reality show nonsense that ruined Project Runway, so now we’ve got two good fashion shows instead of one bad one. Now if someone will just recreate the best thing Project Runway ever did - Project Runway Junior.

I guess it’s a Thai movie, but 2008's Chocolate was the best female led karate/kung fu movie I’ve ever seen.

Now I wonder if I would have known the difference, if you hadn’t told me. They always end their seasons at places that either feel oblivious, or hostile to their audience, or some combination of the two.

I hope it’s 35 hours long. I love them so much.

I still wish they’d done a low key series about Picard as a xeno-archaeologist wandering around having scholarly adventures and solving puzzles and mysteries.

Until they kill Terry Maitland, so, basically the first three episodes, I liked the show slightly better than the book. For the rest of it, I thought the book did a better job with the story. Ben Mendelsohn carried the second half of the series, and had he not been there - had those episodes really had to stand on…

I remember when They Might Be Giants actually toured, instead of only playing places they can reach by bicycle or bus pass from their apartment in Brooklyn.

If you want to learn to read, get an English degree.

For me, Jason Bateman’s speech in the prison, where he talks about teaching Ralph’s son to bunt, was the high point of this production. That was one hell of a performance. I’ve been a fan of Jason Bateman a long time, but I had no idea (and would not have guessed) that he had that much juice.

That could have been worse. I regret watching that episode of the Walking Dead less than I regret having watched most of them.

No, he didn’t. At all. The reality you are apparently incapable of grasping is that between when he hooked up with her and now there was a period of about 15 years where the internet hadn’t taken over the world, so there was very little unified public outcry over anything. The minute the general populace went online…

This would be a completely different discussion, taking place in a completely different tone, had Woody Allen not gotten involved with, and then married, a girl who was technically not his stepdaughter. That was the same level of Public Relations Suicide as Michael “Cosmo Kramer” Richards screaming the N-word (no, not…