That’s really cool. Playing through Out of this World for the first time was an unforgettable experience. I wish they’d re-release Heart of Darkness for the Switch.

Honestly, this seems more like an essay about how you’re not very good at shopping, but it doesn’t matter.

It’s because ps4 games have to include 4k textures, and Switch games do not. Those ridiculous uncompressed textures, for a resolution less than 1% of gamers actually use, account for the vast majority of a 100gb game.

Gimme Shelter is a great example of what unbelievable scumbags the Stones really are. Watching Mick Jagger stand on stage, openly wondering whether it’s the hippy children or his personal army of violent bikers causing the assaults and murder at Altamont was so genuinely repulsive that I can’t imagine how anyone could…

That sounds terrible, but the part where Jessica Rothe is in it makes it slightly tempting.

San Diego finally gets a year off from the perennial blight that is comic-con, and no one will be able to go outside and enjoy it. Womp womp.

I feel like the Rolling Stones exist to remind me that there are some old Aerosmith songs I enjoy. Like, “hey, it’s the Stones. I wish I were listening to Toys in the Attic instead of this...”

To me, the Beatles sound like an excellent band for children, and the Stones sound like an above average but not great rock band for grown ups. Sgt. Peppers is the only album by either of them I’d listen to on purpose.

I liked him in Silverado.

I love the Human Centipede, and that simply would not be possible without Laser’s performance. He took a movie that should have been unwatchable and turned it into a modern horror classic.

No, see, much like Bob’s Burgers finally learned to write a Gene episode, American Dad finally figured out what to do with Klaus, when they gave him the second life full of Florida white trash. The fish is hilarious now.

It’s Animal Crossing, all the way down.

It was like main chat, but with phones!

Nat Keen Cay.

If they wanted me to be torn, they should have set it up differently, because absolutely no part of me wants that baby returned to the woman who abandoned her outside of a fire station. I don’t find Mia’s perspective on any of this sympathetic at all.

Cool. Next in Fashion also managed to solve all the horrible reality show nonsense that ruined Project Runway, so now we’ve got two good fashion shows instead of one bad one. Now if someone will just recreate the best thing Project Runway ever did - Project Runway Junior.

I guess it’s a Thai movie, but 2008's Chocolate was the best female led karate/kung fu movie I’ve ever seen.

Now I wonder if I would have known the difference, if you hadn’t told me. They always end their seasons at places that either feel oblivious, or hostile to their audience, or some combination of the two.

I hope it’s 35 hours long. I love them so much.

I still wish they’d done a low key series about Picard as a xeno-archaeologist wandering around having scholarly adventures and solving puzzles and mysteries.