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I love Bob’s Burgers. I’m sucker for anything with H. Jon Benjamin. Dr. Katz was my favorite show when I was in high school, and Ben Katz is still one of my favorite animated characters of all time. I wish Comedy Central would bring that back, since they’re apparently in the mood to revive old shows like Crank Yankers.

You’re right. It does need one more comma. Between the venue and the where.

The nearest Steak N Shake is seven hours away, in Colorado. I miss them. The only other burger place I would go out of my way for is The Habit, which I’ve only seen in California and Arizona. I keep hoping either or both places will open a restaurant near us.

Janna Levin please!

Papa Otto said my comment would confuse almost everyone, but I was like no it’s the AV Club and it’s so obvious, and then Papa Greg reminded me that most people have terrible taste in television, and Papa Dashawn agreed with him. Then Papa Quackers said “Maybe we should have a family meeting before you post that quack

My favorite part was how he used the horse people to get super racist, in a movie that was, at least in part, trying to shine a light on other people’s racism. The horse people are constantly oversexualized. You couldn’t get another shot of their dicks in the movie, Boots? No room for one more joke about the size of

Every Christmas I ask for an intern but he just keeps buying me books and jewelry.

I can’t do Liam Neeson right now. I’m still on Bill Maher. But if you’d like to make an appointment, I can fit you in on Thursday the 14th, anytime between 3pm and 5pm.

Yeah, but 1982. They all still served real food, like you could buy in a store, in 1982. Who knows what he’d want in 2019, when they all present you with the “hamburger” equivalent of a twinkie.

I’m excited to see more of it, and I’m always a fan of stories having a beginning, a middle, and an end.

Amazon pulls in something like $200 billion a year. Them spending $47 million is like you buying a second box of Milk Duds.

I’ve been catching up on Counterpart, which is great and goes strangely unmentioned around here.

He thinks he’s licensed to make jokes like that because he mostly dates women of color. He’s mad at comic books because he’s an old guy, and there are birds on the lawn. And whatever filter he once had, that kept him from saying all the nonsense he thinks, is disintegrating as he gets older.

Would it really be better if Bill Murray were involved in this? Or would that just make us all sad for Bill Murray?

Doc Hammer. He’s a mad genius with a PHD in David Bowie.

Well, my husband watches Big Trouble in Little China relentlessly, so I’m sure I’ve seen that ten times more than anything else, but if we’re talking about movies I actually choose to rewatch, then it would be The Rocky Horror Picture Show, or The Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover.

I watched the husband unit play that and really liked Aloy and was going to try playing myself, until I realized you couldn’t hook up with Nil. Why would you put a guy that insanely hot in a video game and not let me date him? So wrong. So very very wrong.

I’m waiting for the hopefully-as-fun-as-it-is-adorable Wargroove to open up on my Switch tomorrow. I don’t usually pre-pay for games for myself, but it has a dog who dresses as a knight, so, you know, an exception had to be made.

I thought Addicted to Fresno was a lot of fun. I’ll give anything with Judy Greer in it a shot, after the all the great work she’s done on Archer.

In the plus column, it’s not acomedy” that will never be funny, or yet another procedural detective show/medical drama.