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Yes, please do slap the shit out of him. I would pay to watch Terry Crews slap DL Hughley until Hughley soils himself.

This will definitely lead to a lot of “who wore it best” memes involving old bicycles, if it hasn’t already.

Time is a flat circle.”

I remember seeing an interview with Michael Jackson when I was pretty young. It was an hour long, and I would swear it was either Oprah or Barbara Walters who was interviewing him. What I remember quite vividly is that he had his teenage (maybe 14 or 15 years old) live-in boyfriend with him for much of the interview,

You Better Tell That Girl To Shut Up, by Transvision Vamp.

She is the creepiest thing I’ve seen since the girl in The Ring. That face they’ve done for her is pure distilled nightmare fuel.

How is Jaws, one of the biggest movies, and biggest horror movies, of all time, in rotation? I miss the original Netflix, where everything was available all the time.

When actors claim not to have known about something like a book, or a piece of history, or anything like that, I usually believe them. When they claim not to have known something about Hollywood and the entertainment industry, especially people in the direct vicinity of their own work, they’re either flat out lying,

Oh! Thank you so much for posting this. I had forgotten this was happening and it needs to be on my steam wishlist so I don’t lose track of it again. <3

Yeah, this is part I’m always confused about. I barely read comic books (I am trying!), and even I know that Legion is a bad guy, and that this was always supposed to be a super villain origin story. Welcome to “battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster”, as presented by Noah Hawley and friends.

I still cannot see the name Mindhunter without instantly flashing to Mind Quad from American Dad.

lol I knew one of two things would happen. Either they would make that Deadwood movie, or I would continue harassing HBO about it every chance I got for the rest of my life.

I’ll be sad to see You’re the Worst come to an end. I hope the four main actors land on good shows, because I’ve become kind of attached to all of them, especially Kether Donohue (Lindsay) and Aya Cash.

Hey, I’m from CalArts! lol It really is the hub of all things animation in the Western hemisphere. But it’s mostly just because the animation community is so small compared to the world of live action. It’s also very welcoming compared to live action, though. If your art is good, the CalArts “clique” will see you more

Daenerys is probably single biggest indicator that we are now very far from whatever path GRRM intended. She’s become a straight up villain in the show. She’s nothing like that in the books, and I highly doubt she ever will be.

Yeah, Game of Thrones when it was still working from Martin’s source material was a much different show than Game of Thrones once they were left to their own devices. Like night and day if you’re sensitive to scripting. (Which most people, I have learned, are definitely not.)

If you’re not excited about this miniseries, go watch some of the mind blowing dance numbers from Sweet Charity on youtube.

You mean the movie that was a basically a terrible two hour episode of a much funnier tv show, Another Period? Yes. I saw it. Just a couple of days ago, in fact. I’ve been a big Olivia Colman fan since long before most people had even heard of her, but The Favorite was not a great movie. I stand by my use of the word

This awards season seems like the result of the fact that movie quality is on the decline, while television/streaming content continues to improve. No movie I watched in 2018 would even make it into my top 20 list for the year, if it was a combined list of television, streaming, and film. I think the movie award voters

The vast majority of actresses (or actors, for that matter) would never, in a million years, appear on anything wearing as little makeup as Brie does on that show, nor would they be willing to sacrifice their own dignity in service of a story the way she has done constantly since GLOW began. She is going for broke on