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People who use “snuck” are linguistic vermin and should be herded into the sea.

Classic South Park.

lol I had to look that up! I wasn’t a big fan of Mad Men, and stopped watching it the moment Masters of Sex came along and I could get my 60s style fix someplace else. I forget she was in that. That scene was funny, and I love her flip (hairstyle)!

I honestly couldn’t decide whether they were voting for the movie, or just Queen. I kind of think it was Queen. Which would make a warped kind of sense, since Queen was AAA+ band, and those movies were all B+, at the most generous estimate.

Where were you guys before? I didn’t join the AV Club until they showed up here to rescue me from Jezebel.

The only one that really bugged me was Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy or Musical, where the correct answer was Allison Brie. Her performance in GLOW is so much more brave and interesting than anything the other four actresses in her category are doing, or have ever done, she really should have taken that one home.

Second Wind said they were so desperate to fill their roster, they ignored everything else and basically sprinted to sign “Ellie” as fast as possible. I’m sure they were also thinking about all the publicity, money and fans Geguri brought to the Dragons, and didn’t want to miss that opportunity. It was all handled so

Ellie is a real girl. She’s Punisher’s girlfriend. Fuck her for going along. I get why some asshole semi-pro Overwatch player would think this is a cool idea, they’re almost all complete f’ing morons, but she should have been looking out for other women, not starring in her boyfriend’s international dick move, and

I can’t help thinking that the only real winner in this story is whoever decided to up the tweet limit from 140 characters to 280.

It’s January 2019 so I’m going though the Best of 2018 lists and downloading anything that looks like I should have watched it. Plus, the anime season just wrapped up, which means now I watch the various shows I’ve been stockpiling for the last few months.

The more complicated the world gets, the more popular simplification fantasies (of all types) become. Also, even if they are the result of an ongoing economic disaster, tiny houses are super cute.

He was a pretty girl, and then he was a stapler. Now Rob Schneider is about to find out that being the meat in a Kevin Hart/Louis CK sandwich is harder than it looks.

I like this season better than the first one, but it’s weird and distracting that most of the characters are now written exactly like Brian from Family Guy.

He’s one of those actors I’m always happy to see, because he’s full of little surprises. I loved him in Vice Principals.

These conversations start and everyone clambers up to the high ground and pretends they’ve never said anything terrible or cruel or thoughtless. So disingenuous. The truth is, if everyone on this planet was held accountable for the most offensive thing they’d ever said, there would be like nine Amish people left who

It’s less about the quality of the artwork and more about the fact that Hollywood studios are run like insurance companies in terms of being risk averse.

I haven’t seen it.” is the generally accepted Hollywood code for, “I didn’t like it.”

Every character on the show always sounds like Louis CK talking when there’s dialog, so it will be interesting to see them go forward without him. I expect this will be a much quieter show now. Like that second half of the one where she tries to go to the beach without her kids. I’m glad it’s coming back.

Awww, I liked that guy. I remember trying to figure out who he was after seeing him on Curb for the first time. He was great as the surrogate on AD too.

I have a friend who works as a psychic in real life, but when I met her, years ago, she was a poor student, making her spending money by fortune telling in Second Life. She had a lot of paying, regular customers.