I don’t watch tv on actual televisions, so I never see those late night guys. Jimmy Fallon is just terrible. Wow. I always wonder why people hate him so much, but after watching those clips - MYSTERY SOLVED.

There are something like 500 scripted shows running right now on American television alone, so I can’t imagine anyone ever having another website that actually covers everything interesting happening on tv, much less one that expands out from the 500+ shows they already don’t have time to watch or write about in order…

When you factor in the part where being wrong about stuff is kind of David Cross’s thing, that’s actually encouraging.

I don’t know that I have a favorite sub-genre of horror, but I know that when I watch a horror movie and nothing supernatural or alien is going on, I usually end up feeling cheated and disappointed.

I’m sure that #cancelwhatever is going to be a running theme this season, and it will all make more sense once we get to the end, and can see the joke in its entirety.

If you ask adults about their favorite super hero, you get a bunch of different answers, but if you ask kids the same question, Spiderman is the run away favorite, with boys and girls alike, followed by Iron Man. Spiderman and Iron Man are the only two big name super heroes who wear full masks. Superman, Batman,…

Oh thank god. I was so unhappy at the thought of this one disappearing unfinished.

I honestly did not believe this show could ever be watchable again, after the carnival season that drove me screaming for the hills. Then I heard this run was connected to the Murder House season, which I really really liked, so I came back, reluctantly, and brimming with the kind of skepticism you can only garner…

Good. Fuck everyone who thinks they need their own little proprietary streaming service.

Colombian or not, Wagner Moura will always be my Pablo Escobar. 

Here’s the thing: if Assistant Manager doesn’t have the interpersonal skills to have dealt with this already, and needs to ask for help from Salty Waitress, no way is he going to be tactful enough about this to stay out of the danger zone. Assistant Manager, ignore the Salty Waitress and say nothing, or you are going…

I would have liked Hereditary a lot more if the soundtrack hadn’t spent every second of the movie trying way, way too hard. It was so over the top that I felt like I was watching a subtle parody of a modern horror movie.

There is always one more way to end up with fake Thai stick.

Facebook now is like smoking in the 1950s. It’s a terrible idea. We all know it’s a terrible idea, because no one’s actually stupid enough to think that inhaling smoke (or making yourself livestock for a corporate datum farm) is healthy or good for you, but we all keep doing it anyway, because everyone else is doing…

lol Yeah. Literally any time I go longer than a day without working on a project, I panic and think, “Oh no, I’ll never write again. I’m terrible at this and I’ll never finish anything because I have no idea what I’m doing!”

lol I manage to do both! I mean I haven’t done laundry in a week and my husband is wearing a barrel to work tomorrow, but it’s technically possible!

The best part of Cartman’s episode long critique of Black Panther was that he dressed up like Jessica Jones, the one super hero from a show or movie who has actually spent any time in the hands of good writers, to do it. That was a very clever way of saying, “Sorry Black Panther fans, this is what a good super hero…

I’m not big on sequels, but Happy Death Day was awesome, and I’d like to hear whatever explanations they are going to provide. I’m 100% in for this one.

Their timing on this season of Bojack was so terrible! They started writing their reviews like five seconds after the show dropped at midnight, as a weekend was starting, and were done with all their coverage by the time I’d even had time to watch the first episode. I have more free time than everyone I know put…

I’m actually more interested in a reckoning for Diane than I am Bojack, at this point. Bojack is so blatantly self absorbed, it’s easy to lose or miss the part where Diane is essentially his mirror. She’s just as terrible as he is, even if she is easier to sympathize with on a moment by moment basis, because of the…