I love them so much.

Yeah, it’s kind of a giveaway, because only irredeemable people think people are irredeemable. Just like habitual liars and cheaters are always the first to assume that everyone else is lying and cheating on them.

Just think, in another five or maybe ten years, you’re going to have to stop in the middle of the article and explain wtf an ashtray is...

Maybe she can investigate the death of proofreading on one show, and then hang out with proofreading in the afterlife on the other.

One of the writers at Kotaku once called esports players “charismatic”. I can only assume she lives in the basement apartment below a laundromat.

I’m going to pretend this article and the previous article are directly related, and that thing is going to eat everyone on Modern Family. Feel free to join me in this conceptual paradise.

Forget American Gods.

Kanye is pretty adorable in this video. I thought the whole thing was fun.

Yeah, you know, that was my biggest complaint with the Walking Dead, in general. That Kirkman guy who creates it all seems to think he writes fascinating dialog that can redeem itself simply by existing, like he’s the Quentin Tarantino of comic books or something, and he’s not even close. Which leaves so much of the…

Adding Kate Daniels to my list! Thanks!

I’ve read a lot of those Walking Dead comics! The first 100 issues or so are borderline exhausting. There’s a long section with the Governor and Michonne that’s just straight up torture porn, where you may well want to put them down and never come back. But don’t! Persevere! Because eventually you will reach Negan,…

I will go counterpoint on this one, and say that I think Stephen King’s newer books are better than his old ones. I’ve read almost all of them. I think he’s a much better writer now than he was in the 70s, 80s and 90s. When I read his older stuff now, I’m kind of surprised at how all over the place he is in terms of…

I’m reading Spying on Whales by some paleobiologist that works for the Smithsonian. He’s no David Quammen, but it’s pretty good. I keep trying to start Lauren Groff’s The Monsters of Templeton, but I’m having trouble gaining any traction with it. I might switch over to Florida and see if I can click better with that.…

Before I can decide how accurate or applicable your review of a horror movie is, I need you to qualify the whole experience by telling me how much weed you smoked in the parking lot before going into the theater. I will also accept number of edibles consumed, a rough estimate of the concentrate quantities involved, or…

You had me at... literally every single thing about this movie.

Wow, that’s scary to watch. It is extremely rare that I think violence is the solution to anything, but that guy needs to taken downtown for a side of applesauce.

lol Make no mistake, Burt Reynolds was hot. And that hat is amazing. Can youimagine ordering that thing? Because it’s clearly custom work.

Everyone should see at least one Smokey and the Bandit movie. They’re fun movies, but also, like Animal House, Caddyshack, The Blues Brothers, and a few other movies, they’re also very helpful to understanding all the “problematic” stuff from years ago. For a long time, the point art and artists felt the need to make…

No, they don’t. Because no one Sherlock Holmes show will ever matter enough to stop the Sherlock Holmes wheel from rolling along, as it always has, and apparently always will. As we speak they’re gearing up for an American release of the Japanese series “Miss Sherlock”, which is one of four other Sherlock Holmes reboot…

Reverse spoiler alert: every person, organization, and institution from before about 1970 is somehow terrible.