They reboot Sherlock Holmes every five minutes, and that seems to be working out ok.

I love Project Runway, but I’d be happy to follow Tim Gunn to a new format. Runway spends so much time bogged down in stupid production decisions that it takes them ten minutes to cover ninety seconds of content. It makes a fun show needlessly frustrating to watch, and the way they milk their final reveals is just…

You had me at Spike Jonze.

You don’t have to say naked, drunk, and high. Those details are all implied when you say “Florida”.

I know The Defenders was freaking terrible, but it was also the most fun any of the shows have been outside of Jessica Jones’ first season. If they’re all going to be separate, I’ll keep watching Daredevil in hopes of more Fisk/Vincent D’Onofrio, but I think I’m done with the rest of them.

Right on, I will have to look for that movie. I liked Travanti in Hill Street Blues, but as far as I know that’s the only thing I’ve ever seen him in.

I love Jameela Jamil!

My whole life has been (at the least) entertainment adjacent, and Bojack always rings true to me, even when it’s approaching things in the most absurd ways.

I call ledgerman!

That’s crazy. Only crimes against pizza should be punishable by jail time. Who cares what happens to chicken fingers.

Driving the ladies wild, one walnut at a time.

Good luck to them competing with Arena. I’m in the beta for that right now, and it’s fucking fantastic. The twenty years of development it’s had show in every match you play, and it has plenty of ways to earn free cards, just like Hearthstone and Legends.

The Dragons culling was a little rough. Obviously I understand why it happened, because, you know, who doesn’t, but as I was saying somewhere else, I was pretty invested in that particular team of people by the end of the season, and it’s kind of like if the Mighty Ducks ended with Emilio Estevez driving most of the…

I’m very excited about watching my two favorite surviving shows, Venture Brothers and Bojack Horseman, back to back! I’m saving up Venture Bros episodes as we speak.

Yeah, you know the stupid detective show is going to drive him nuts, and give him an excuse to shun personal growth for most of the season.

lol me too! I watched the preview to just make sure she was there.

I’m sorry to hear that Jean Ralphio and his sister from Parks and Rec are no longer dating.

I’d never heard of The Invaders until you mentioned it, so I looked it up and it said aliens so obviously I was like, alright, I’m in! I’m watching the first episode now and it’s amazing. They’re all no, you’re crazy and seeing things, we’re not investigating this, go home, and then guy is like I insist. Smash cut to…

Quidget, and a few others I have written about, make me (as a woman who is interested in men) feel involved. Usually, playing these games feels like being the designated driver at a party: everyone else is having a great time, and you’re too sober to join in, trying to be happy for everyone else having fun, but…

No way. I’m going with the classic chain mail bikini, accessorized with some randomly chosen football armor, spray painted black of course, and a dog leash. I’ll ride on the back of his motorcycle, and we’ll have a traditional division of labor. He kills the people in the oil refinery, I cook them. I’ll keep his bike…