That moth joke was genius. I love Norm MacDonald so much.

I liked Dollhouse too! I was sorry when it ended. That was the one time Joss Whedon has done something I really clicked with. (Please don’t yell at me, Firefly and Buffy people! I’m sorry!)

Does Mr. Nobody become a violent Joker clone at some point? My knowledge of Doom Patrol is far from exhaustive, but in the ones I read he was more like a super powered performance artist, and his enemy was the status quo, not so much other people. The best part of all the Doom Patrols I ever read was the constant sense…

Let me explain how this is going to work, for all the people who aren’t from SoCal and don’t know the relationship California has with In-N-Out...

That’s not true, of course. I hope that’s obvious to everyone reading this comment.

He is so funny! I tracked down both his shows a couple of years ago and watched them all, since everyone always speaks of him with such high regard. The original was a little dated for me to really get into (luckily I can watch anything with 60s fashion and hairstyles all day long), but the second one where he and his…

Let’s be real, though. Those four are going to be the first inmates in the history of prisons to receive a standing ovation. They’ll probably be kind of sad when they get out, because their lives as revered and beloved prison celebrities will come to an end.

lol I know right. But one of the many reasons I adore AV Club is that it’s the one kinja site where you’re allowed to disagree without being banished from the clique and forced to go sit at the snork table.

Stoned AF Saebyeolbe was pretty funny! He lives “off campus” with his wife, not in the NYXL house with the other players, and he’s clearly discovered the benefits of living in California in his spare time.

In my recent forays into the comic book universe, I was surprised to stumble onto a Big Trouble In Little China: Old Man Jack comic, written by John Carpenter himself. Which sounds way better to me than any movie with the Rock, though, to be fair, I haven’t read any of them yet.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any of that stuff, but I watched a lot of it in middle and high school. I feel like Zim and Doug have the best chance of still being fun to watch in 2018. I think they’re actually bringing Zim back for a new movie. Which seems reasonable, considering that if that show launched now, Gir…

No, they weren’t. Netflix had every show and movie under the sun for years. And the few things they didn’t have were on Hulu. For a surprisingly long time, it was perfectly reasonable to think you could replace cable television with a streaming service or two.

If I were his friend or publicist or both, I’d have told him to go do a show just like this as soon as possible. The Comedy Cellar is his home court, and he’s obviously going to be welcomed by the room, so it’s an easy set. So now the outrage porn addicts (Or do they prefer to be called aficionados? I’m never sure!) wi…

If you watch the old SNL opening, Phil is sitting at a table, and the woman across from him has a wild swinging earring, because that’s Brynn, and they couldn’t get her to stop turning around when they were filming, she was so desperate to be on camera. I forget why I know that. It’s probably in the NewsRadio…

It could work. Not because Black Panther is anything like the best movie of 2018, but because the new category might have enough resistance within the AMPAS itself for Black Panther to get nominated for Best Picture on a fuck you vote.

Hah! Yes. I thought (and tweeted) almost the exact same thing.

My new thing is that every time someone mentions a super hero movie, I go read an actual comic book. It turns out there are way more great comic books than comic movies, so this system is working out pretty well. Saga, Supergirl Being Super, and Wonder Woman comics (both ancient and new) have been my favorites so far.…

I’m only reading this so I can blog about it later, and then post a picture of myself blogging on my instagram! #timeisaflatcircle

It’s all fun and games until it evolves into the #leaveyourwaitressapuppy challenge.

Cats are difficult because you really have to live with them. Like, if you have to work, or leave the house for any extended periods of time, on any kind of regular basis, your relationship with a cat will max out somewhere around “amicable room mate”. (Everything in this article is good advice for a room mate cat.)