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lol Yeah, I wouldn’t have remembered this DB Cooper thing at all if hadn’t been for that Goober in a Nutshell episode of NewsRadio. #tubalcain

I stumbled on to Gal Gun 2 during one of the PSN sales. It was like $2, so I bought it. I was expecting more, I guess, because most of the sex games I play are made by tiny little companies, and this one was mainstream enough to be on the PSN store. It was so terrible. Maybe if it let you aim with the motion controls

This was the correct solution to their problem. If the Academy doesn’t find a way to include movies people actually watch, they’ll be completely irrelevant in five years, and then none of the awards will mean anything. But if they expand Best Picture to include movies like Black Panther and Star Wars XIV: Whatever the

She looks so much like Jodie Comer. They need to be cast in something where they play the same character at different ages.

Another great article, like the one you did about the women of Atari.

If being bad at Fortnite is a crime, we’re going to need a whole lot of new jail cells. I’d like something with a window and a cell mate who makes toilet wine, please.

I used to upsell at my Pizza Hut job, many years ago. Like the person writing in, it made me very uncomfortable at first, but in reality, it only ever generated two different reactions - most people just said no thanks, and weren’t bothered at all, and the minority, who said yes, were genuinely grateful I’d suggested

They wrote a sequel to The Inner Light they never filmed. I’d at least like to see some version of that story make it into production.

This is their chance to make the events of The Inner Light as important to Picard as they should have been all along. I hope they take it.

Huh. I just found and watched Shogun last year, as part of my ongoing quest to see and know all things in the history of great television. I thought it was very good, especially for something from 1980 tv. I don’t usually make it through stuff that dated, but Shogun was no problem at all. I read most of the book, too,

13 Assassins was fun.

Sounds fun to me. I’d watch the collegiate version of OWL. It would be fun to see teams that actually connected to their region in some way; my one complaint with OWL is that the “home cities” have little or nothing to do with the players, or where they’re from, or where they live, or where they play games. I’m sure

Normally it would be worth the 30% cut, because you’d sell so much more by being on the Play Store it would make up for it, but that’s not really true of Fortnite. It’s not like they need their game to be “discovered” by random Play Store window shoppers when it’s the most popular thing on the planet, and they know

lol Barntown. I didn’t even know Amishpunk was a genre until I saw that picture. Who would you play in a setting like that? A MennoKnight?

SharKKKlansman 2: The Sharkening

Variety notes that “Gunn’s comments were nearly a decade old and were recently resurfaced by alt-right agitators.”

Look, I’m as excited as anyone to see Spike Lee finally make another good movie, but when you pretend that this August exists for any reason other than watching a giant shark try to eat Jason Statham and all of his friends, you insult me, yourself, movie-going as an experience, and, of course, the shark.

It’s the “you’re a hack and everyone knows it” part of their PSA that speaks to me, and for me.

Right on. Thank you. I can’t seem to get through an episode of Castle Rock without twenty random people intervening to rain nonsense down on my life, so stuff falls through the cracks of my frequent pauses. (You’d think I was sitting down to read an actual book!) I was kind of hoping, when I made that comment, that