I’m not sure it’s the point you’re trying to make, but what I hear you saying is, “That happens in dumb movies of all shapes and sizes.”

I wish I could read this story out loud to the sleeve chewing degenerates who just failed to steal a shark from a petting zoo.

Those are some really cool designs. They remind me of the covers of the old paperback science fiction books you find at garage sales.

I don’t think Henry left a voice message. I think that was an another illusion courtesy of weird nameless cell guy.

I’m not sure I could even pick the dumbest movie I didn’t see this year, considering how many were so stupid that I was forced to stop watching partway through.

I started watching that, all excited to see Charlize, who I love. In the first two minutes they hit a guy with a car. A CAR. And then he was basically fine and having a conversation once he got up off the ground and I was like NOPE I’m out of here and that was the end of that.

I think you’re going to be fine, Noisy!

I miss Phil Hartman. I guess it’s about time for another run through NewsRadio.

You know you can’t take the money. If you do, you validate every moment he’s ever spent financially compensating you for his abysmal parenting. You’ll hate yourself, and resent him even more than you do already, and feel like you betrayed your mom. Unless you need the money to continue eating and living indoors, it’s…

The best decision I ever made in my life was fourteen years ago, when I chose to marry a guy who ignores me three-quarters of the time. Friends and family thought I was crazy, and I was like, nope, I’m not crazy now, and more importantly, I’m not going to be crazy in ten years.

Dead by Daylight looks cool, but it also looks like it’s about 90% DLC, which is less cool. At least going by the steam page. Maybe the ps4 version is different.

That was June. July was Heavy Rain and Absolver.

That’s actually how I feel about the normal battle royale mode in Fortnite. We all run around looting and shooting and that’s a lot of fun, and then when it’s down to the last ten people, it turns into a wonky, cramped speed building competition that is nothing like the game I played to get there.

I’ve managed to drag my sports fanatic mother into to OWL, sort of. She understands who the teams are, and knows the big stories of this first season, and is invested enough in Geguri to ask me how she and the Dragons are doing of her own volition. She also knew the finals were happening without me saying anything,…

lol I’ve watched that preview so many times already, but you were right, I had one more in me!

Congratulations, you have made “bread bowl” and “lover” into equally upsetting terms.

Poor shark. I hope he/she is ok. Animals never did anything to deserve us.

I don’t believe for a second that Aziz Ansari deserves to be banished from television or the entertainment industry. What he did was gross, but it wasn’t a crime that deserves a life sentence.

Your captions on the screen shots are great. I’m already downloading the game as I type this.

I almost never watch trailers for anything. Unless there’s a shark involved. I will watch trailers with sharks.