There are two authors whose fans I absolutely dread - Ayn Rand, who was just smart enough to rationalize her own creepy selfishness, and then packaged and that relentless self interest for a much dumber group of assholes to consume and adopt. And David Foster Wallace, who is to pretentious faux-existential nonsense…

I hope Shanghai can beat London! They’re going to beat someone soon, and London is kind of sketchy.

I’m glad he’s going to be in season five. AD would not be the same without him.

Charlie might as well double down and release a series of pick up artist videos where he teaches desperate guys to field questions like “why is it so dark in here?” and “is this table really the only furniture in your apartment?”

Wait, this might make fast food viable. How many calories does it burn to flee in terror from a marauding kangaroo?

I like AP Bio, but it’s exactly the kind of story premise that should have been a mini-series from the start, like Vice Principals, with a clear beginning, middle, and end.

It is easy to mistake them for two sides of the same coin, but really, the Boy Scouts are an outdoor scouting program, and the Girl Scouts are an international cookie selling business that dabbles in merit badges, so it’s like comparing the youth baseball league down the street from your house to the Coca Cola…

I realize now that the light saber is totally the Cornballer of the Star Wars universe and I cannot stop laughing. Ow! Every time!

I’m glad she’s cool. Rooting for her and the Dragons is already such a wild, nerve wracking experience. It’s like the real life version of a Mighty Ducks movie or something. It doesn’t need a toxic B-story to be compelling.

I always loved Liz Phair for her amazing writing, and I’ve always been a Liz Phair fan on an island, since none of my friends listen to her, so it never even occurred to me that I was supposed to like her earlier albums more than her later ones. I’ll take all the Liz Phair music she can make, in whatever genre she…

In my version they all show up in their costumes, and then she looks around and says, “Oh, it’s Thursday.”

Great article! The South Korean #MeToo movement is fascinating and inspiring, all the way around. It’s been really crazy over there. They’ve only even been a democracy since like 1987 or 1988, so they’re basically entering the modern world at crash landing speeds, which is a lot, I think, of what causes these…

That is the funniest review of Rampage I’ve read yet.

lol You guys pick the strangest stuff to hate on.

It’s not doing anything weird to me these days, but I have had similar issues with kinja before, without ever knowing what caused them, why they started, or why they stopped.

You’re famous!

That sucks. I’m sorry that’s the Wednesday you’re having.

The first episode of the new season of Fear the Walking Dead was easily the best episode of either Walking Dead show I have ever seen. The writing was noticeably better than the Walking Dead standard, and Garret Dillahunt’s lonely gunslinger is super adorable. Maggie Grace is good in it too. They have goals (!!!) and…

Thank you! That is helpful information!

Ok, so Mr. Hollyhock and I were just discussing this game the other day, since we have it on both ps4s, and trying to decide if it was ever getting any big updates. Will it ever have new maps? Or is it just going to be new modes and new cosmetics? We’d both like those 50gb back, if the game has done everything it’s…