stolenturtle
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Let’s be very clear about something. When you try to charge me $7 to $10 for a Dr. Pepper, all I owe you is resistance.

I was surprised too!

That exhibit sounds amazing.

I want to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson did a thing about all the scientific problems with zombies, but I could be wrong. They are not one of my favorite monsters.

Their format was insane. We have six minutes to kill, should we write something for Larry? No, let’s bring in four people for a five and half minute panel discussion! By the time we’re done introducing them, they’ll each have 45 seconds to divide among three questions!

Just a heads up, my next novel will be out a day late.

I love that in the midst of all that, Gervais is so British that it’s not being offered coffee that causes the record scratch sound in his head. It’s interesting to see cringe comedy intersect with avante garde comedy like that.

I don’t like their refusal to address the origins of the zombies. It just seems like a pretentious affectation. Oh, we’re so good at writing characters and dialog, we don’t even have to explain the zombies. No, no you’re not! Your characters are terrible and have been for years! Stop trying to ‘slice of life’ your way

I don’t mind playing as a guy, as long as he’s cool. Like I adore the stylish guy you play in Persona 5. It only becomes a deal breaker for me when it’s something like the Grand Theft Auto games, where it’s obvious the game makers themselves have some serious issues with women.

That’s really funny. I’m playing the Zelda game on the Switch right now (well, like 10 minutes ago), and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve forgotten that Link is supposed to be a guy.

I say this as someone who can’t wait for Louis to come back and continue being funny - you are dramatically understating and/or misrepresenting what got him into trouble.

Particularly egregious when you realize the author of this article about a false space pope shares a name with Fry’s brother!

ALL the Animal Crossing games I paid full retail to bring home, because everyone was like omg Animal Crossing, just to have them turn out to be interactive wallpaper, and now they release a free version that’s actually a game full of stuff to do. Boring stuff, but still. I kind of hate them. Take this dumb series away

I would also like Larry Wilmore back! His show was kind of a train wreck, production-wise, but he was so cool and funny.

When I saw the article, I was like wait, episode five, how are they on five, when we’re on eight? But now other people are all the way through ten.

The giraffe on the right has an honest face. I just don’t know about the other one.

Sounds like an extension of the sushi chef he played in The League.

This combines her love of worksheets with her love of doing weird things! It seems like a win-win for her!

You’re going to make a whole giant multi-million dollar movie, and it’s not even going to be as good as the Pet Sematary B-story from South Park’s Marjorine episode.

I was fascinated to learn that there is actually an entire other documentary, King of Con!, made to explore the making of King of Kong, which apparently involved all kinds of dubious shenanigans. Youtube has a copy of it, I’m going to check it out later!