Jezebel article:

AND he’s on the wrong side of the road! Talk about flirting with disaster!

Don’t worry, you’re the most luxurious, bombastic chump this site has ever seen. I guarantee it, won’t we?

Trailblazer

Until the weight distribution causes you to wrap around a tree :/

I’d like to see a minivan tow a 28-foot center-console.

Ah, I remember 1994 like it was yesterday!

I know, right?

Yeah, it’s not like someone might like an SUV for the way they look, or they might need to tow something, or have out-sized cargo, or a large family, or...

Would totally cruise in one:

#notallGMs

Incoming:

Come on! I can’t be the only one seeing this!

The comments on here are hilarious. If this situation had turned out the same way with opposite sexes, people in the comments would say, “Screw mental health, all men are murderers!”

I can dig this. There’s not enough blue interiors for cars!

Prostate cancer occurs more often, and has a higher lethality rate.

Come on! He was just trying to get their attention because of some mechanical failure.

As for a historical document, I’m afraid I can’t help you with that as most of my material concerning automobiles focuses on hardware and maintenance. I’m sure if a fellow Jalop reads this line, they will probably have something to recommend.

You do realize that everything you said there can be applied to the historical legacy of the Indy racing series, no?