I should of included the /s.

Actually, a 6.2 liter engine...

Driving at Sebring International Raceway while being taught by Divina Galica. She was driving Formula One in the 70s with Lauda and Hunt. Oh, and she’s a four-time Olympic skier.

That was the only thing the GT 350 was better with. The seats...oh, and the NVH of the engine.

US Airborne didn’t dress up in German uniforms behind enemy lines double-tapping slugs into MPs heads they came across.

You’re funny

They backfired more than Onslow’s car!

Me: “It’s just an electric shaver.”

Stupid English sailors drank out of the “gallon” containers coming across the Atlantic. “Here’s your ‘gallon’ of hootch, colonial!” -hands to the colonial a container with 3.785 liters instead of 4...

Have you ever had that area of your engine bay that’s REALLY hard to get to with your ham-fists?

Despite knowing when to call it quits, I can’t fathom why Dr. Who is still on.

Ah, dude...stepside K-series, totally awesome.

Better get Rockford on it!

Otherwise, you might drive into the Irish Spring like this guy:

And the Mondeo has a Mazda chassis underneath, so...

England made the body. The suspension, engine, and “go” bits were Shelby.

Wow! I had no idea. Normally the crew point something like that out, but I guess I’m not that perceptive.

The original poster was making puns off of books. I took from Campbell’s Who Goes There?, which “The Thing” is based off of.

Who Goes There? : A Tail of New Jersey

I’ll leave this to the experts at Union Pacific.