Crimea river?

My friend said he was sick of my Russia puns

So ve it.

Hupmobile. (too soon?)

This is so sweet! Much love to you (and Rory!)

I personally know the engineer who made the prototypes for the battery disconnects in this car way back in the late 2000s (2008-2010 era). Complete and utter moron.

You guys are going to have to employ a proofreader at some point. Spell check does not catch everything.

Interesting, I always assume that if I hear someone speaking absolutely perfect English with a slight accent, that they are Dutch. I remember an amusing time in the bar I used to work in. A Dutch patron came to the bar and asked for a Grolsch, pronouncing it exactly as an English person would. By his seventh pint, he…

In Finnish, flatovercrest is just one word.

“If you want your kid to become an atheist, send him to Catholic school”

Well, Supply Side Jesus™ sure would be.

Owner of a company I worked for won one of their bikes at a charity auction, and then later commissioned one to be built for the company. After 3 months sitting in one of our offices, the auction bike had dumped every ounce of its fluids on the carpet and had to be sent to a mechanic before he could sell it on.

In my head, Discovery Channel’s “Street Outlaws” and “Fastest Cars Of The Dirty South” are the same show. One that I’ve never watched beyond a few minutes a couple times when I’ve been slow to change the channel. Stupid, noisy, chaotic...did I say stupid?
If a barbed-wire tattoo on a flabby white bicep were a TV show,…

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

This is her loan. They sold her a car worth her entire annual earnings. That alone should have been a red flag

In a John Oliver voice: “That wiper, quite literally, fucks”

This is great, Jason. I thought it might be easier to express as a matrix, though, so I took a shot at drafting one and filling in your categories. It revealed a new classification which I’m calling “Appropriate”.

I’m going with Buzzforks

Japanese miles are shorter on average.