It’s not only not as good looking as the Miata, it’s not nearly as good looking as the original 124. My first new car was a red 1971 124 Spyder with a black interior. It may not have been very fast, but it was a lot of fun to drive.

That’s where you’re completely wrong, his defense couldn’t get on the field, that’s why they only had 10 players in OT in a game they had to win.

I do hope someone trains young Riker in the proper way of sitting in a chair, which is to bring one’s leg over the back.

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

The sedan is really very pretty; the wagon is gorgeous.

It’s not like they get their tires at Discount Tire down the street. They use specialized rally tires, and 15" is the standard size. This also makes sense for a rally school, so they only have to buy one size for all their cars.

“Amen”

The fact that climate change is something you have to “believe in” is scary as hell. Whether or not you believe a fact, it is still a fact. You can believe that the sky is green and grass is blue, but is doesn’t change the fact that the sky is blue and grass is green. Let’s call this what it really is:…

Doubly appropriate, as next to the header is a very good place to put a cat.

I made it all the way through C.J. Prosise’s ascension and injury without making a single dad joke involving his last name.

They were in Cincy, not buffalo.

You would think they could just give him a huge bonus in the offseason. After all we have never shied away from issuing Redskins a blanket payment.

They are using metric time.

That’s what she said

President Trump will see to it that airlines provide enough snakes for everyone. It is known.

“And so we did send HIM to a fiery end in the sky. And lo, it was good for a time. Papermen delighted us with mild sports takes. For this was no longer a hot world, we were Children of Love.

Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

uh, it’s just Labatt, not Labatt’s

For once our Canadian spelling doesn’t contain extraneous letters

Too bad the same can’t be said for Joel Madden.

A friend of mine once got drunk and started doing the routine from this video. After every rep, he shouted, “EIGHT-MINUTE ABS!” IIRC he passed out in the middle of it.