“nitseW ehT” not a big deal in your parts?

No man my friend’s mom’s uncle’s co-worker totally has one on pre-order! This is the car of the future and- *real fart*

How dare you. I live every day like I’m Benjamin Harrison.

I’ve been tellin’ all y’all.

I did some digging and found some of the interview transcript - here it is:

No. If it was Gawker there’d be a corn-haired orang-utan in the top photo and 500 rednecks in the greys complaining the cops didn’t shoot enough black guys today…

He looks like Cotton Hill

Or how about MC Hammer headlining for WHAM!

Holy.

Does anyone have any data as to how far the balls are punted?

We’ll pick you up!

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

One of my favorites

How is “I don’t write for Deadspin” not a legitimate answer?

BUFFETING!!!

Yeah, but if you got the V8, you’d say “Could’ve had a manual.”

Oh i thought it was

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

i hate motorcycles and i love this idea.