You're my favorite.

Honestly, hard to go wrong. Toss a coin...a three sided coin.

WELL DON'T JUST BLAB IT TO EVERYBODY

because it's already patented.

That's not one of the lightweights. http://www.xkedata.com/cars/detail/?c…

The secret ingredient... is phone

What I got out of this is that being a top web comic pays pretty well.

Pictured: Rental car executives.

Montoya smacked into Graham Rahal like he had six fingers on his right hand.

Small story:

Think of it as a FiveFinger discount.

Oh sure, next you're going to tell me that I shouldn't be heading down past drug lords into the remote Mexican wilderness to challenge a hidden tribe of runners to a 50-mile unsanctioned road race

No, no, no, thats throwing up, not shit

Yeah, but PZero is a type of tire, so you could add another zero to differentiate it...P00. The McLaren P00. Pants shittingly quick.

Admit it, if given the choice, you would choose the Aventador. That doesn't make you a bad person. Well, it does to most people, but not to me. Drive on, purple and orange Aventador Man!

I hate hate it when she finds my gay.

Nice try, Kimi

But I can hear you screaming. "That family paid to have that TV in their house! Those parents spent a lot of time and money to get that TV stand! And remote controls aren't free, you know!" This is all true, and I appreciate their efforts in this regard. But consider this from my point of view: