Wait, you drive a Subaru?

The narrator is Dick Thompson, and he's alive and well!

Dr Richard Thompson, Jr. Now there's a haircut you could set your watch to!

Well, only option now is to throw on some RPF1s, some illest stickers, and crank in about 15 degrees of negative camber.

When Jalopnik switched to Kinja there was a big focus on "having conversations" (and there still is). Comment of the Day became Conversation of the Day, and it got really boring.

I'm gonna guess that it means "hand me your burrito". But I may be a little off.

CEL was the first indication, the second was all the boys in the yard. How did you not know something was wrong?

In for videos of people flipping the CrossFit sideways across the parking lot, then back again.

I have a '13 WRX hatch, so I do kind of have a turbo AWD wagon. At least Geico's "WRX is an Impreza and an Impreza only" policy has informed me that I drive a Subaru Impreza 5dr Station Wagon.

We all know where they're looking for inspiration.

this post is a good excuse to post this again. Woohoo.

Hoontach. If I were made of money, I'd want to procure one of these just for a ridiculous track weekend. Certainly, any Z06 would make fusilli out of an old Countach, but I don't care. These are the epitome of automotive silliness, and I appreciate them on that basis alone.

Oh, that would have been greet.

More than you can afford pal.

NOOOSSSS!

Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.

Chicks dig guys who explain in detail how transmissions work.

I'm doodling little hearts that say "With.a.G Torchinsky" all over my Trapper Keeper right now.

One of the main reasons that the premise seems a little incredulous to me is that it features a talking bear who flies a fucking airplane.

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