Government regulators should exactly like this woman: qualified, experienced, and annoying to CEO’s.

Exactly right. All manufacturers are prioritizing their high-priced models right now to maximize profit. For GM that just means sales are being shifted from one brand (Chevy) to another (GMC) rather than within one brand’s lineup, so there’s not really much of a story here.

2004 Subaru Forester XT. Looks like a toaster, does 0-60 in about six seconds.

We love the name. We think it’s a big name. And, we’ve heard a lot of people from the nation that love the name. They think it’s an honor to have their nation’s name on a great car.

That transcript reads like a Trump interview.

Worth noting that a bumpy track surface can be lethal in F1 depending on the aerodynamic properties of the cars. Senna’s crash is widely thought to have been caused by the flat floor of the car bottoming out over the bumps on the inside of Tamburello, causing the car to dramatically lose the downforce generated by…

A 3000-lb near-midsize sedan with less power than the first-gen BRZ? Sign me up!

I agree that Internet writers are paid too little. The fact that so few people are willing to pay for written content anymore (or really any content) is the biggest factor behind the death of print media and quality journalism in general. There’s a reason I pay a subscription fee for news.

With that said, a site that…

This stuff is getting worse. I mean Jalopnik has always played fast and loose with the concept of editing, but it’s getting eye-opening at this point.

Right, like how the Clinton economic boom was just the long tail of Reaganomics!

They must not have noticed how much we were all paying for gas at the end of the George W. Bush administration.

no step on snek

Don’t even think about telling right-wing veterans that the VA is... a highly successful socialized health care system.

I’m a runner and that was my takeaway as well. Race boots have zero support and must be absolutely brutal to run in.

Levi’s Gremlin or GTFO.

I choose to believe this is all build-up to an Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler-style showdown on the set of Jimmy Fallon. And then a buddy cop sitcom on NBC.

At least they edited the article.

That’s the real hook. They should have made it out of an actual LC500 fender! Acoustics and playability be damned!

Given that a pit stop costs 2.5 seconds for most teams

Jim Morrison died in 1971.