Wow, someone remembers that campaign!

That’s exactly what I see looking at the car’s back end.

Yeah, how dare they?

Because a program to add wider fenders or make more power might cost $25 million, and a ground-up, all-new platform costs around $1 billion. A platform this old is a sure sign of a company strapped for development capital.

The chrono hand is running on the second from the left in the bottom row.

My job takes me to some pretty out-of-the-way parts of the country, and can confirm the slogan.

Great, now I’m rooting for Canada to win all professional sports titles for the next two (fuck, six?) years.

Impreza P1 did it. Much more subtle than the massive P1 badge on the trunklid.

Actually yes, all he does is move sideways at high speed.

Zephyrs is a cool-ass name and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Sooooo... this or a WRX?

Please explain.

She lived in the French pavilion for a year and a half?

In your defense, the Bills do suck.

So long, Astoria.

Whatever the reason, congrats to Matt Barkley, who will surely parlay this performance into some sort of absurd payday from a desperate team this offseason.

Drew, this is strong Funbagging. Particularly love your ode to the humble warm-up.

No frats? A cappella groups? Feels like Ithaca College.

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The main thing I take from this article is THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY.