Star for Slurms.

It depicts a mob of his supporters. The tall ones are actually KKK hoods.

Syracuse needs Mike Hopkins back. I’m not looking forward to Boeheim slowly morphing into a Paternoesque figurehead as he ages, goes senile, and refuses to give up his head coaching slot.

Looks like his right hand’s already starting.

Is that why a Scottish accent sounds like an English accent, but after the speaker has sustained a traumatic brain injury? I feel like that must happen ALL the time when you’re training to throw a stone backwards over a high bar.

This is a really outstanding comment.

Worth it for the QuarterThor joke. I laughed.

Don’t be fatuous, Alexi.

Why did I think that was Ozzy Osbourne for a second? Am I high?

A Grand Tourer can’t be accessible to a mainstream buyer, so the brand and the price tag are important. Has to be a premium marque, although it doesn’t have to be as exclusive as the Aston. Figure Jaguar, the various Germans, Aston and Bentley. Makes sense, since the concept of a GT is basically an extension of the…

“The ability to defend myself is a fundamental right of an Independiente nation!”

When I watched the video a couple days ago the first thought that jumped into my head was “wait, is she trying to do the Marvin Gaye anthem?”

cotd.

My girlfriend says that six is plenty. Well, five and a half.

Pedicures are on your toes, brotato.

Jesus. The flywheel on my car is smaller than that mass damper.

Easy win for the QX80. Gas and insurance are super cheap when you’re too embarrassed to take your car out of the garage.

Can we talk about Shani’s striped dong in the lead photo?

I know who those men are, and their credentials are spectacular, but I’m sorry, that’s just nonsense. You’re going to tell me this car would be faster if it were prettier? How, exactly? By producing less downforce or cooling less efficiently? Because that’s what all those wings and scoops and splitters are doing.

They’re not forged. Strengthened, but still cast.