• Hire a bunch of strippers to remove paint from old furniture.

And yet they’re underselling most other car companies by a very wide margin.

Dodge Omni.

Yeah, that’s exactly how I stand for the anthem and I’m not protesting anything. I was always told the hand-over-heart thing was for the Pledge of Allegiance (which is also fucked up, and for largely different reasons).

You’re right, I am strong with nostalgia here.

I’m a huge fan of how this comment escalates in sentence two.

Emissions regs will probably kill diesel, or at least shrink its market share significantly, before either of these replacements truly have an impact.

Thank you kindly.

Allison’s Automotive is the real deal, and heavily involved in the world of old 124's. The rust hole scares me stupid, but the rest of the car is basically exactly how you’d build it if you knew what you were doing.

Holy shit, a Kolvoord Starburst. I thought the Academy banned that!

I like running and the color orange, so it’s Mizuno Wave Rider 20's for me.

When referring to Stephen A., “tiny, shrieking” is redundant.

Not true, because there’s another Maserati Boomerang out there. It’s just called the Stratos Zero.

Also, as this footage proves, sitting in the back without a seat belt causes your pants to fall down. So if you don’t want to show first responders your naked ass, make sure to buckle up.

IT’S FINE WE’RE FINE

I definitely clicked the title expecting to learn about how a popular brand of chewing gum was causing Chris Archer’s gums to bleed.

It took me a minute.

Someone please please please photoshop a Ural with Putin on the bike and Trump in the sidecar.

Goldberg?

Freeze obliged her request to be paddled rather than sit in detention; instead of fetching a female administrator to complete or at least proctor the punishment, Freeze paddled her himself.