Shut the fuck up TomatoFace.

Shut up, tomato.

Whenever I see something like that, I just think “Nice truck, sorry about your penis” 

It is ‘shopped. But the actual truck has larger wheels and more lights.

Based on the above, it appears Mercedes may be attempting to do the world a favor and kill all those who pick the illuminated star.

Its much better than this dipshit coming down the road at you in full bloom.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

My idea: replace Dancing with the Stars with literally anything else.

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLACK IDENTITY EXTREMISTS THREATENING OUR LAW AND ORDER AND POLICE OFFICERS BY VIOLENTLY WAVING AROUND THEIR GOVERNMENT ISSUED ID CARDS

Uber Rides was a little taxi firm down in Texas

Are you saying the early arrival of pumpkin spiced things is a harbinger of the Fall of mankind?

I spent like 15 minutes trying to come up with a better/snappier answer than “yes” but...

And?  Your point is?

“Sir, this is Arby’s.”

I’m on the 16-bit diet, where I only eat food I find on the ground. I tried Atkins and Keto but they lacked the cardio from fighting off street walkers and gangers.

They are just getting people ready for the inevitable future. With climate change and current world leadership, Fall (and even non-nuclear winter) will be a thing of the past.

C’mon man, monsters are not real.

How does one go about quasi-adopting one of these children with the primary intention of reunification with their parents? Because this is a crime against humanity and I need to do more towards rectifying it than muttering “fuck stephen miller” under my breath. 

Well for Sony, they do it because they don’t have to actually produce anything. It’s free money.