Shut the fuck up TomatoFace.

Shut up, tomato.

Whenever I see something like that, I just think “Nice truck, sorry about your penis” 

It is ‘shopped. But the actual truck has larger wheels and more lights.

Based on the above, it appears Mercedes may be attempting to do the world a favor and kill all those who pick the illuminated star.

Its much better than this dipshit coming down the road at you in full bloom.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

My idea: replace Dancing with the Stars with literally anything else.

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLACK IDENTITY EXTREMISTS THREATENING OUR LAW AND ORDER AND POLICE OFFICERS BY VIOLENTLY WAVING AROUND THEIR GOVERNMENT ISSUED ID CARDS

“We want everything to be totally different and better but at the same thing nothing should change in the slightest”. I see that attitude with clients all the time. Those are two mutually exclusive states. Radical change always creates unrest and usually in ways/populations you didn’t expect or intend. Can’t be…

“we will cross that bridge when we come to it” we cannot wait and go back to the drawing board any longer. It’s your attitude that got us here to begin with.

Uber Rides was a little taxi firm down in Texas

I work in lower level call center ”leadership” in a very, very large company and I can confirm this will never happen without some very robust government intervention.

Are you saying the early arrival of pumpkin spiced things is a harbinger of the Fall of mankind?

I spent like 15 minutes trying to come up with a better/snappier answer than “yes” but...

And?  Your point is?

“Sir, this is Arby’s.”

I’m on the 16-bit diet, where I only eat food I find on the ground. I tried Atkins and Keto but they lacked the cardio from fighting off street walkers and gangers.

They are just getting people ready for the inevitable future. With climate change and current world leadership, Fall (and even non-nuclear winter) will be a thing of the past.

Robots are beginning to recognise robot fighting as cruelty?