Why do you hate Jesus?

Dan’s adherence to the evangelical death cult is a form of mental illness. He is a delusional sociopath.

Sounds like some cult shit. “The abuse was my fault all along.”

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

These are made by AI, yes? Or some kind of program. Because I don’t think humans talk this way.

“But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Amazon’s.”

Aside from that statement sound like it came out of the mouth of the greasiest glad-hander that has ever existed, it just doesn’t sound…

My fucking god, it talks to itself now

This is for all of the crying Nazis I dismissed on this thread. Go comfort each other on Breitbart.

Shut up, tomato.

This really is a problem unique to Splinter. Sure the other blogs have trolls, but the percentage in the greys far outnumbers approved comments. I find it telling how many accounts that are approved on the rest of the platform are greyed here, and how the approved ones here are grey everywhere else.

Also, this one had…

This is a conversation that is being had in multiple threads today!

I’m not a conspiracy theorist (there’s a lot of not being a conspiracy theorist, but....going around), but the fact that this dude is in the black and constantly one of the first posters despite writing three or four vile paragraphs looks...kind of fishy.

Really though, is this person in the black solely for the purposes of subversively highlighting the worst available takes?

I wouldn’t be surprised; his accounts are regularly perma-bolded within a couple of days of cropping up. Sort’ve puts the lie to the Great Greying (as if it needed further transparency).

If it is a staffer, I wonder how they cope with the cognitive dissonance required to issue morally condemnatory posts on certain…

FTFY

I’m still half convinced that Tom is a paid staffer or something that HamNo does on the side.

Fuck off tomato. If he doesn't like protestors showing up at his job, he can quit. This is America! Free market. World needs plenty of bartenders!

Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

It’s ALWAYS too soon to talk about sensible gun control. Sensibility is a left wing conspiracy. The only solution to this is to step up the militarization of police forces so they can overpower their enemy combatants: Namely, the very people they’re employed to serve and protect.