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They’ll be much more appalled by Beto’s language than the fact the Trump is openly encouraging murder.

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Surprising to me that Taco Bell doesn’t come in under a dollar for their basic hard taco. The only 59c pricing got so firmly imprinted on me in my high school days that I’m probably never going to let that pricing go.

I want to see this kind of thing coming out of the mouths of all of them (not just candidates, literally all the people who claim they are there to represent us). Honestly Beto is not someone I expected to speak so candidly and angrily, and not about love and coming together and shit. Granted, it’s his home district

Cuts funding for the mentally ill.

Hey

The world is literally sinking right now.

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

America is fucked and will not be fixed within anyone’s currently living lifetime.

I. Am. So. Tired.

My personal favorite.

I’m going to have to agree with Conway on this one, Trump-PENCE2020 is unnecessary.

Kellyanne’s face looks like what would happen if I tried to paint a portrait of a Barbie with my left hand

That’s what they call a Republican hat-trick. 

Well he didn’t assault any women, so his CV was found a bit thin.

I don’t even think it’s a step up. I think it’s a lateral move - both ways they don’t have to oppose Trump and face consequences.

I don’t know what you mean. The raw charisma and dynamic leadership qualities of these two savvy, political juggernauts just leaps through the camera.

I mean i am not sure what to tell you. Mitch is the single most consequential american of this century id say. It doesnt matter that hes from Kentucky. The way the game (this country) is set up it allows anyone in the majority (of the senate) party to have massive control over legislation and judges and there isnt a

2020 will be wild to watch. Texas gonna flip like a big ol' blue tortilla.

Even after reading her Wikipedia page for the second time in a few weeks, all I can think when I see her/her name is: who? My summary of her is that she’s a failure at a lot of major life events/goals: college dropout; “brief” marriage; forced out of her nonprofit after a few years; etc. Why do people listen to her

It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.