Somebody tell this disingenuous fuckstick to go crawl back up his own ass.

That’s it folks, we’ve turned the corner! This is surely that pivot all the centrist-leaning journalists have been writing about for 2+ years! Right guys....? Oh wait, nevermind.

You’re not wrong, but fuck you anyway. Take your goddamned star.

How is anybody surprised that someone who would willingly marry Bitch McConnell would also turn out to be a huge corrupt piece of shit

Can’t wait for those delicious mediocre white man moderate centrist tears. With some many crowding up the Dem field, we’re gonna need an Ark to get through it.

I see what you did there.

I honestly gotta ask, is anything at all ever gonna be enough? I’m already at risk for outrage fatigue today, and yeah, Ted Cruz is definitely disingenuous (and the Zodiac Killer), but can’t we just for once, be like, “yeah, that’d be a decent thing to happen”? I’d take almost anything at this point, even if Cruz has…

Yeah, it gets hard to maintain that level of outrage every day, so even if we definitely know better, I always feel at risk of dropping off the edge into apathy.

Sounds to me like that guy needed a mat pour.

What really sucks is the sense of helplessness that follows it. While this country has plainly turned evil, it seems a majority of our citizens are either actively engaged in this bullshit, or completely indifferent to it.

$1.4 billion in net profits in 2018.

Look, I need a story to hate-read that will power my anger through the weekend, not pseudo-nihilistic junk like this or that hugely depressing Jez article about William H. Macy buying graduation balloons. It’s Friday, surely something shitty has happened or will happen today.

Please never not share this.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I wish we had a happier story pop up in our feeds.

This old-timey AV Club/Kinja commentariat synergy brings a tear to my eye.  :,)

Jesus H. Christ, this is depressing.

People that live around, but not in (or even near) Memphis, mostly hold the view that the entire city is a murderous free-for-all 24/7. And you cannot convince them otherwise.

I don’t even live in Memphis proper, and I still get this from people. I like where I am just fine.

For an opposing role, but equally as good, check out Jared Harris in The Expanse. It was recommended to me and I’m hooked. Binge watched the first three seasons and eagerly awaiting the fourth. I’ve never seen Jared Harris do anything but elevate anything he’s in.

I don’t wanna get in this conversation again. Last time, some boot-strapper over at Jalop wanted to berate me about how no one is forced to take these jobs, and I must be poor.