“Hey Peterman. This chick look like Ann to you?”

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

I agree. He’s being a jerk-off.

Quit fucking whining. The Pens are going to lose the next game and then win the series in 7. That’s not enough for you?

pulls a Crosby.....

How bad do you have to be at pricing groceries to be putting from that distance?

It helped that the backboard was actually a portrait of George W. Bush.

But of course there’s a guy in a dick-and-balls costume within the first 30 seconds. And only twenty feet from pedobear...

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

Bad take coming through.

Obviously this changes if it’s something the players decided themselves but if not...that’s some weak fucking sauce, Steelers.

Lololol Red Sox (and New England sports in general).

27 World Series titles to 8.

More people can dunk.

I would just like to say that those “alt-right protesters” were protesting the removal of a historical statue. You make it sound like they were being incredibly racist, but all they were doing was arguing against the removal of a statue. I am not trying to defend the fucking cunt who drove his car into the…

Fuck off with that nonsense.

That’s because the word meant something different to you then and what it was originally intended, not to mention its a nick name for cigarettes. Back then when you called someone that you never once pictured the guy being a legitimate homosexual. It was just a reflex word used by jocks.

Oh, I’m sorry, did that go in your ears too rough?

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?