The actual headline should be “Mario Party Finally Returns to the Traditional Format!”. Seriously, fans (including myself) have been asking for this for years!

Eh. Close enough.

Such is the price to pay for quality content. Frankly, I’d much prefer this approach than Valve’s wishy-washy stance on what is and is not worthy of existing on the market place that continues to muddy their brand and drive me away from Steam as a whole. I’m not saying Valve should inspect everything that comes in the…

I don’t understand what the point of setting the game in Soviet Russia is, but the premise is super relatable.

It looks like a rejected Happy Meal toy.

Sigh... My greatest struggle in Splatoon:

I’m a bigger fan of modern JRPGs, personally (such as Persona 5), but from what little I’ve played, there’s no denying the craftsmanship that went into FF6 that separated it from other games of its era. I love the parallel storytelling that inspired the JRPGs of today, and the battle system is turn-based combat at its…

...We are, but that does NOT mean we are exempt from consequences; whatever they may be. Ordinarily, I’d err on the side of the developer, but this definitely seems like it will cause more harm than good. I say, let the creators pay the price. If said price includes removing the game from Steam, then joke’s on them…

Mario + Rabbids: The game no one expected to be good yet everyone somehow can’t get enough of.

Are you kidding me? Disabled gamers are practically the Holy Grail when it comes to untapped demographics! Not only will they introduce their product to an entire group of consumers previously out of their reach, but it will be a demographic that close to zero of their competitors will have access to!

I still don’t like Microsoft as a company...like, at all, but this significantly raises my respect for them.

Well...good thing I AM laser-focusing on games then, isn’t it? I mean, yeah, loot boxes suck, but I’m not going to pretend like the good parts (what little there are) don’t make up for it.

No. That’s a sign of incompetent leadership. If crunch resulted in more profit, the Sonic franchise wouldn’t be failing right now. On the flipside, Nintendo avoids crunch as much as possible and to this day is one of the leading forces in the industry.

Okay Double XP, this is getting ridiculous. Not only have you made the same stupid joke twice in a row; you’ve also used a strawman argument as the basis for your joke.

Can’t tell if this will stop the “Zelda is a boy! XD” jokes or just make them worse.

“OMG WE’RE ACTUALLY IN THE BAD TIMELINE!”

Is that what you kids call it, these days?

Subspace Emissary was a textbook example of “great idea; horrible execution”.

Right. Because stealing a woman’s credit card to pay for admission is totally civically-minded.

Theoretically, you could have eight instruments; since the Switch can pair a max of four pairs of Joy-Cons at a time.