Not sure about the longest string of cursing, but it sure won the award for artistic merit.

I say this unironically: Trooper Schuck is a goddamned hero.

Saaayyyy:

In Russia, boat takes chunk out of bridge!

You know, I usually adhere to the “nobody’s 100% a dick” rule from Guardians of the Galaxy, but I think we’ve just found him.

Be careful what you say there, pardner. Bollywood will always, always up the ante when it comes to insane action sequences. 

I came to say exactly this. How can you not mean it when it’s literally what you just said?

Let’s ask any number of black ballplayers on the visiting teams and see what they say.

I think it’s because of what it represents: people worked for thousands of hours to design, assemble, test, and fly this enormous Behemoth...and somebody walked over and blew it up. You know it’s deliberate because the rest of the airport was mostly untouched.

I meant what if John Hurt was replaced by (Prof) Short Round, so Indiana is looking for him instead of Hurt.

Shouldn’t this car have a giant “M” on the hood?

I’d buy THAT for a dollar!

What if Short Round had acquired the Crystal Skull during a different adventure and was trying to get it to John Hurt’s character, but kept getting blocked because shenanigans?

I sincerely hope your moms gave them the finger.

Finally, that extra thigh muscle comes in handy in the wintertime!

Comment of the day.

Not enough stars for this comment.

Yeah, but not for $10k. Half that, I’d jump on it. The problem is the time bombs you’ll have to sniff out.

You’ve never been to Kansas City in August, have you?

First movie: perfect campy fun. Straight up top shelf anime level fun.