I think we need to have permanent locations for the Olympics. Instead of nations showering shadowy, quasi-governmental organizations with billions of dollars in grift to bring the Olympics to your host country, you could have a permanent home for showering shadowy, quasi-governmental organizations with billions of…

One estimate for Sochi was $2 - 3B in bribes alone. That’s BILLIONS.

Mrs. Orca heartily agrees with you.

My grandma used to say, “Not today, not next week, next year, nor the hereafter.”

This is the way.

TRAPPED IN A WORLD HE NEVER MADE!

I had to reboot my iPad, delete the old Comixology app and install the new Comixology app before my previous subs showed up. My new subs still don’t show up, although I do get the very helpful “we Hoovered up your digital money for this sub” emails. Dammit, Amazon, I just want to read the new issue of Saga!

My face after reading today’s entry:

Damn those digital tire pressure gauges!

The Force is strong with this one.

I know, right? We were rolling at LD’s mocking the new idea of the day...and then it’s for goddamn CRYPTO. Seriously?

Pro: the ad was legit hilarious and merited a couple of replays here at the Pod.

Also: How is Ming-Na Wen still so goddamn hot? Woman’s 58 and looks 40. Probably rock my world like a giant planet-smashing asteroid, too.

If Cad Bane had been voiced by Clint Eastwood, my inner fanboy would have squealed and fallen over in a fit of ecstasy.

Belters, there’s a great opportunity coming...

This is one of the nicest prices in a long time. Mrs. Orca just looked over my shoulder and said, “Come to Momma.”

I HAVE THIS BOOK!

All kneel before Jedi Master Adams. May he always know where his towel is.

Mrs. Orca’s actual words: “They fucked around and now they’re about to find out.”