I like it!

Well played, Anon.

It begins...

Take me now, Anon. Don’t be gentle.

I’m surprised nobody’s bought a decommissioned aircraft carrier just for the lulz.

Then there’s the flip side: Megatron telling you to get the fuck up because there are Autobots to slay--and don’t even THINK about pulling a Starscream because if you come at the King, you best not miss.

Dammit, Kinja! Stop eating my posts!
As I was saying, you could use it as a dock for your private sub:

Well, you could always use it as a dock for your private sub:

I agree. Without benefit of sabremetric analysis and going purely on my infallible Uncommon Sense (TM), I think he would have had a 600 HR/600 SB career. Probably 3500 hits, too.

This is the role that singlehandedly neutralized my intense dislike of Owen Wilson.

Came for this, was not disappoint.

If there was ever a time for that two-fisted, straight-shootin’, incorruptible icon of justice, that time is now.

Have you heard Julie Newmar’s voice work in the animated Batman DTV films? Hot damn, that purr should be classified as a weapon of mass distraction.

That...could be kind of awesome if they did it right.

I’d accept a Wesley cameo where they’re all, “Don’t be this guy.”

I’d buy THAT for a dollar!

This would make a great electromod. Just think of all the space you would have for the battery pack—and the engine bay would give you the frunk of the gods.

This is the way.

As much as I admire driving a clutch in theory, in practice (living in Los Angeles, bad left knee) it was torture. Young me would throw himself off a cliff before admitting this. Present day me? DGAF.

I love you. I hate you. I love you. I hate you.