I like the cut of your jib, Anon.

Can confirm the Mustang’s loserdom. Source: Drove this POS for three years before palming it off on some sucker.

HAHAHAHAnope

Obligatory:

Yes...now let’s see what happens 28 days later.

This right here. A quick Google shows that it’s actually at the lower end of what people are asking for the same model year with more miles. 

Picking up the gauntlet thrown down by Uwe Boll, I see.

Came for this, was not disappoint.

For our long-running series of “Saturday Night Drive-in” date movies, Mrs. Orca and I scour Netflix and Amazon Prime for ridiculous action movies . This is PERFECT.

Sometimes a little batshit insanity is exactly the cure you need.

You beat me to it, Anon. I was coming to suggest that Matt Damon cover the losses.

“Why doesn’t she listen to Mr. Wonka, Grandpa Joe?”

Don’t make me come over there, Emslie.

And right on time:

Kevin Flynn, Tron

“John Stewart Diggle of Earth. You have the ability to overcome great fear. You have been chosen. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.”

I had to let go of my trusty Supra after 23 years and 189,000 miles because the transmission decided to retire from active controlling the car. I sold it for parts $1500 and wept when it left. I’d put a lot into maintaining her, but that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

This is always what I wave at people who want to understand what it’s like. If Allie had never lifted her pen again, she would have done a fantastic service to humanity with this strip.

Sort of a bad planet?