I once went on a road trip with my sister and her three female friends. (Long story, don’t ask.) At the end of it, I knew everything there was to know about women’s plumbing issues. On the other hand, I can now cruise the “feminine products” aisle at the store without any concern. Thank you, ladies. Mrs. Orca also…

This is impulse-buy territory. As others have noted, you can DD it, give one to the kids, whatever. Put a few hundred $ into it so it’s fixed up and properly registered and go to town. Literally.

Well, I took three years of French because I had an Everlasting Gobstopper of a crush on my French teacher. Oo la la, Madame!

I’ve seen 747 and F-4 parts for sale as furniture, so why not this?

Agreed 100%. Even if you spend another $1k having your mechanic take it apart and fix it, you come out ahead.

As they might say on Reddit, everybody sucks here.

Chad screwed up by a) laying hands on HL first, and then b) immediately backing the fuck up (because he know he wrong), thereby giving HL the room to wind up and deliver a textbook right cross: swing through the body; smooth weight shift from planted (drive) foot to front (landing) foot, allowing for maximum transfer…

Potential COTY straight out of the calendrical gate.

OBEY YOUR HOUSE PANTHER OVERLORD

This has gone straight past No Dice and Crack Pipe into Let’s Create Ultron  territory.

Came for this, was not disappoint.

Obligatory:

I thought it was just me. 

I know them feels, cousin. I’m a grown-ass man and I was crying like I wanted my mommy.

I watched Grave of the Fireflies once. Once. I can’t sit through it again.

Obligatory:

Gabby Johnson agrees:

Today I made an appearance downtown
I am an expert witness because I say I am
And I said gentlemen (and I use that world loosely)
I will testify for you, I’m a gun for hire, I’m a saint, I’m a liar

HAHAHAnope