Take your star and get out, damn you.

Don’t worry about the “CALL FOR PRICE”, because I saw this one in person last week. MSRP per the sticker: roughly $75,000

I salute my fallen comrade in arms. Godspeed to you, sir.

These were some of the most brilliant ads I have ever seen. Absolutely loved them.

Came to say exactly this. Watching multiple Michelles for two hours? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

For reals. If I want to read “Superman is a murderous dictator”, I’ll read Irredeemable. 

I always take time to be nice to retail workers, especially during Christmas time. 

People ask why I don’t move back to St. Louis; I point at headlines like this. I loved growing up there, and it will always be a part of me, but I will not move anywhere that aggressively works to make things worse.

God DAMMIT, Missouri.

ID:Microbus. BAM. You’re done.

Don’t forget the digital tire pressure gauge.

I absolutely recommend a drive from L.A. to San Francisco via PCH. It’s some of the finest vistas I’ve ever seen. The scenery around Big Sur and Carmel is stunning. Mrs. Orca and I try to make the trip once a year and we always find something new to stare at.

That photo was punk before punk was punk. You can just see the Sex Pistols or the Clash making exactly those faces, can’t you?

Closing it before, during, or after precipitation? 

I’m surprised it hasn’t been already.

I am as big a Hamilton stan as there is, but even I am hesitant to point the finger at Verstappen...this time.

George H.W. Bush, who was also campaigning for the Republican nomination at the time, called it “voodoo economics”. He changed his tune after being named Reagan’s running mate.

Came for this, was not disappoint.

Always. The human will always be the weak link.

Once again, for those in the back row: