Aston-Martin Vantage with that few miles and in that great shape for $35k? A quick Google check shows comparable examples are around $70k. Scammy scam is scammy.

The only correct answer to the question, “How do you respond to fascist assholes?” (Redundant, I know: all fascists are assholes.)

That white one looks like the world’s largest USB-powered can chiller.

A friend used to drive this model and he loved the hell out of it. Damn near had a funeral for it when it came time to send it to the parts yard.

It’s a start.

I know how you feel, Anon. Look at these 1920s toasters as an example. Modern toasters are more powerful, better made, and more versatile. But look at these designs for making goddamn toast. All things being equal, I know which ones I would take.

Mrs. Orca and I DD twin Ford C-Maxes. To paraphrase Douglas Adams, they’re massively useful: I get ~42 MPG on my daily commute, and the interior can best be described as “cavernous”. Admittedly, the ICE sounds buzzy when you accelerate hard or when you’re going up a steep hill under load (like, say, going up the…

Well, in his defense, it’s not everybody who gets their own shuttlecraft as part of the deal.

Well, what’s a circus without clowns?

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Yeah, but then the spiders want to peel the roof off to get to that chewy nougat center.

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It took me all of an hour to swap the head unit out of Mrs. Orca’s beloved Toyota Matrix. Suddenly, she had GPS, CarPlay, voice to text...

HAHAHA nope.

This is the way.

As with Newt Gingrich and Aaron Rodgers, Senator Blobfish is a sterling example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

I used to drive a Focus and it was awesome. It handled like a Go-Kart. Except for the infotainment system that crashed on a weekly basis, that is. Oh, and the engine shudder in stop-and-go traffic, which Ford fixed with an ECU update. Once that was out of the way, it ran smooth like a gravy sammich.

I’m not a lawyer, but I would think this company is staring at an unfathomably large fine.

This beautiful comment, this pristine, shining comment...

That LED arrangement screams Max Headroom.