This right here. Team USA has been beaten before in international competition because the other guys worked on defense.

Make my funk the P-Funk! I want to get funked up!

That’s a good question. I hadn’t considered that—what would be the fallout for the instructor?

This exact thing happened to me, Mrs. Orca, and her mother when we stopped in Bakersfield one time to get something to eat. You’d have thought I rolled up blasting Nelly and waving a Glock. Just sitting in a goddamn Denny’s and everybody was staring and chewing with their mouths open. I’m not even kidding about the…

Here’s your star, dammit.

+1 for spot-on 1984 reference.

+5 for underrated Peter Jackson classic.

Did nobody--NOBODY--step in and take him aside for a quick “You sure you wanna go this way?”

Ooohhh. Daddy likes.

Nice Price all day. I am completely unreasonable on this—I have lusted after one for years, but reality kept intruding. STUPID ECONOMIC REALITY

100% agree. I can appreciate all of the work that went into it, but that price is ridiculous.

I’d have been all “Bring my brown pants!”

Not a pilot, but I would think that an in-flight emergency due to pilot error (failure to monitor fuel quantity and use) is an automatic fail.

I did not know that. (Johnny Carson)

God DAMMIT, Missouri.

Solid post is solid. Let’s get you out of the greys here, Anon.

Might be kale. It would be nice finally find a use for kale.

“Excuse me, Ms. Chambers? The Dora Milaje’s on line two--they want to know when you can come get fitted for your uniform.”