This goes past No Dice into Crack Pipe. A 40-year-old Frankencar? Seriously?

Seconded. A player who is widely respected throughout the league and in public life suddenly does something like this? I suspect CTE or depression right away.

Here’s your star, and FUCK YOU for making me think about the mechanics of a Cruz/Trump hookup.

NICE

Only one possible response to this:

You got a point there. “Don’t attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

Fortune favors the bold. 

IMO, one benefit of her going hairless is that it throws those cheekbones into sharp relief.  Dora Milaje, represent!

I give him a 10/10—he successfully trolled America and got everyone to talk about him.

You make a good point about the ownership--I hadn’t considered in those terms. I’ll withdraw the objection on that basis.

At first, I was thinking Nice Price, because it seemed to be in line with other x5s of that vintage and general mileage. Then I re-read the article and four owners in 18 years leaped out at me. Then I checked the comments in case I missed anything and constant stream of failures leaped out at me. That changed my mind…

The other truism, courtesy Robert Evans: Nobody knows anything.

Came to say exactly this. This would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic. He couldn’t just play it cool for ten minutes and find out what was going on?

Tepid crack pipe on this one. Drop the price by $1k to compensate for the known issues and it’s instant NP.

“No, it’s not. There was one guy on the team a hundred years ago who said it was cool.”

Something like this is why Mrs. Orca hides the checkbook and credit cards. The Buick engine means parts are cheap and plentiful. Nice Price all day.

As my grandma used to say, “They so shamed they got to hide they faces.”

Dayum. That was a honey ghost pepper: delivered with sweetness, but with an atomic burn underneath. I mean, this is award-worthy.

Here’s your star, goddammit.

Not really my thing, but legit collectible. A quick Google shows it’s on the high end of the price range, so give it a lukewarm NP. If it were under 100k miles, I’d be more enthusiastic about it.