Easiest NP this year. This is impulse-buy territory. Even adding a couple $k for roof and dent repair you’re still at less than $5k.

My next-door neighbor drives a bubble Taurus and you will pry it from her cold, dead hands. Maybe not even then. She whips around town in it and she ain’t give a damn if you like it or not, Pops.

Honestly, is anyone surprised? Anyone?

Could be worse: they could trade him to the Cowboys. Or the WTF WFT.

As part of the inevitable lawsuit, I think everyone who complained needs to produce a notarized, unredacted Web browser history. As does Theresa Sparks.

I’ve had to school some whippersnappers once or twice.

They still speak in hushed tones of The Day Of Orca’s Procedure.

DOOOOOOOM

BTW, that’s also what Young Earth Idiots are taught to ask when someone asserts that the Earth is older than the combined ages of the Biblical patriarchs. Like it’s some great debate trick and shit.

Nice Price. I would drive this motherfucker all day long and look good doing it. It’s not a show car, but who cares.

You also have to bury the body at a crossroads so he won’t know which way to go.

I did not know that. —Johnny Carson

Senator Blobfish needs to sit right the fuck down, because AOC is not fucking with his triflin ass.

Don’t forget the Citadel.

The officer corps is stuffed with ‘em. The Academy has come under fire in recent years for the severely conservative evangelical atmosphere they’ve been foisting off on the cadets. Oh, and then there’s the reason the evangelical movement took off in the Seventies. Roe v Wade was just a cover story.

As with anything else, it’s a matter of time and place, right? It may be that the military culture was finally starting to change.

Glad I didn’t join the ground-pounders. The Air Force might be the Scout Camp of the military, but they were finally starting to take this shit seriously. One good ol’ boy came within inches of getting brained with a toolbox after calling me “Brillo”. He made the mistake of saying it when a black senior NCO walked by.…

I understand exactly what you’re saying. I should told them my great-uncle’s stories about coming home from the war; maybe that would have helped.